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Danish_Retard

Danish_Retard

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Ok I’m cooked ngl fuck

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Only went raw cause she said she was virgin 💀

Didn’t nut in her tho, so god please don’t make me a daddy hahaha :hnghn:
 
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nigga has a kid in the Philippines now
 
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whatd you do to looksmax. are you not fat anymore? did you get filler?
 
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Yeah…edit her subhuman gook name and phone number jfl
 
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Digs me 😛
 
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:feelskek::feelskek:
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Actual slaying proof not like other larpers
 
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Still fat, 4ml, want to lean out before boarding school


She’s really cute I promise 🥰
how you getting 4ml filler while still fat?? and which country did you get your filler in?
 
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how you getting 4ml filler while still fat?? and which country did you get your filler in?
Got it in Bangkok because it was 1/2 price of Denmark, a little bit of a waste to get it while far but it was so cheap
 
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What does it feel like btw?
I'm lifelong volcel but what's the sensation on your penis like compared to masturbating?
 
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Chad...
 
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u gonna marry this girl and move there, or bring her to denmark?
 
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impregnate another one two negative make it positive
 
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If she is pregnant just abandon her and your kid jfl
 
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u gonna marry this girl and move there, or bring her to denmark?
Honestly I fuxking wish, she’s amazing, the most caring woman I’ve ever met at only 18.
 
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be thankful it didnt happen in denmark
 
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impregnate another one two negative make it positive
he needs to impregnate every girl in bangkok, one of his kids will eventually become a chad/stacy
 
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he needs to impregnate every girl in bangkok, one of his kids will eventually become a chad/stacy
I have a gf there that is 170cm with decent bones

(NOT LADYBOY BEFORE YOU ASK)
 
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Why worry when you even pulled out i was cooming inside a girl for a month straight no birth control without worrying tbh
 
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bro gonna end like this guy
1721042830583


2012: Gone into retirnment
2013: The old dragon (my wife) finally died, pissed on the grave after I went to the brothel
2014: Emigration to Pattaya, leaving the country of the jew murders (leave a lot of shit in Germany, you pigs aint getting a penny)
2016: Marriage and buying real estate in Pattaya (becoming a father again with 65)
2017: Life is beautiful
 
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What does it feel like btw?
I'm lifelong volcel but what's the sensation on your penis like compared to masturbating?
Depends on tightness and wetness, this girl was 150cm and ok wet, feels insane, if she can take it, idk she couldn’t go full in on doggy and shaking, (I have average dick)

Whereas with my 170cm girl it feels amazing and I don’t have to worry about hurting her but if she gets too wet I don’t feel a thing :ogre:
Was on Ritalin and it took 2 hours before I came, she was my first girl so I had to finish on a win, 2 hours of jackhammering, doesn’t feel good.
 
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Depends on tightness and wetness, this girl was 150cm and ok wet, feels insane, if she can take it, idk she couldn’t go full in on doggy and shaking, (I have average dick)

Whereas with my 170cm girl it feels amazing and I don’t have to worry about hurting her but if she gets too wet I don’t feel a thing :ogre:
Was on Ritalin and it took 2 hours before I came, she was my first girl so I had to finish on a win, 2 hours of jackhammering, doesn’t feel good.
My 5'7 Albanian friend at uni said he took an hour to cum on the first time with his small low htb gf
 
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"She said she was a virgin"

Did blood came when you fucked her? If not then she is lying her ass off
 
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Honestly I fuxking wish, she’s amazing, the most caring woman I’ve ever met at only 18.
young virgin women aren't corrupted yet.

i need a virgin JB stacy ngl. I don't want a normal woman. I've been pained too much by them.
 
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"She said she was a virgin"

Did blood came when you fucked her? If not then she is lying her ass off
young virgin women aren't corrupted yet.

i need a virgin JB stacy ngl. I don't want a normal woman. I've been pained too much by them.

I won’t reply to the others out of shame, she meant I was her first foreigner, she’s had an ugly Filipino bf :feelswah:

If I get an STD together with the baby… maaan fuck.
 
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I won’t reply to the others out of shame, she meant I was her first foreigner, she’s had an ugly Filipino bf :feelswah:

If I get an STD together with the baby… maaan fuck.
you got hepatitis b its over
 
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Her name is Fiona Malalanang.
Number on WhatsApp: +63 2-42834-4293

1721689149302
 
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Honestly I fuxking wish, she’s amazing, the most caring woman I’ve ever met at only 18.
But this is likely due to your perceived smv, a girl in your home country would probably treat someone they perceive as chad similar versus how you would be treated by them. Doesn't mean her true nature is inherently good
 
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Feel bad ngl
 
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fuck every girl you see so they all get stds
 
Elliot Rodgermaxxing
 
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Dude if you didn't nut in her, the odds of you getting her pregnant are very slim. I've nut into a Filipino hooker five times. Granted I don't know how old she was. I couldn't tell if she was around my age (38), younger or older tbh. Maybe she's been through menopause. Or maybe I just shoot blanks.
 
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Dude if you didn't nut in her, the odds of you getting her pregnant are very slim. I've nut into a Filipino hooker five times. Granted I don't know how old she was. I couldn't tell if she was around my age (38), younger or older tbh. Maybe she's been through menopause. Or maybe I just shoot blanks.
38? your sperm has zero fertility :ogre:
 
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38? your sperm has zero fertility :ogre:
My dad knocked up my mom when he was 36 going on 37. And she was 36 then.
But yeah maybe my sperm is shot. I nutted into Yogapants too multiple times when I was 30. And she was in her mid 20s.
 
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My 5'7 Albanian friend at uni said he took an hour to cum on the first time with his small low htb gf
Premature ejaculation is really a meme, IRL you would realize how hard it is to cum during sex
 
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