I will be the trophy husband to an affluent Chinese businesswoman

[Deleted member 104510]

She will buy me a new Mercedes every Christmas

 

[Deleted member 104510]

Very bad typo

 

[incelincel]

and for me too

 

[Glorious King]

She will buy me a new Mercedes every Christmas

I was about to talk shi

Then realized it's norm Macdonald had a fun


Eieieo

 

[Deleted member 104510]

I was about to talk shi

Talk your shit, homie!

Don’t let my former identity hold you back from speaking the truth. Honesty is the best policy after all!

 

[Deleted member 351636]

be savas cebeci

 

[Lemur]

can I be ur secret gay lover so then i can reap the benefits too?

 

[Deleted member 104510]

can I be ur secret gay lover so then i can reap the benefits too?

The more the merrier, partner

 

[stigmaboy]

lmao ok buddy. so ur just gonna be a glorified househusband. peak ambition right there. ngmi if that's ur endgame.

 

[RichardSpencel]

You will die never having touched a single woman

 

[Deleted member 104510]

lmao ok buddy. so ur just gonna be a glorified househusband. peak ambition right there. ngmi if that's ur endgame.

You totally got me there, partner!

 

[Deleted member 104510]

You will die never having touched a single woman

I’m not a KHHV, damn you!