I will become an escortcel

[Deleted member 1476]

It is impossible for me to reach the standards of the average girl by softmaxing alone because I have a boneless face. I will never resort to being a simp. Instead I will try to mentally train myself to be happy with escort sex as often as I can afford it, and finally let go of my dreams. Hopefully the sex with them will be more satisfying and less empty if I am no longer desperate to be wanted, and I will be able to get through this life easier

I will not have children or a happy relationship with a girl who finds me attractive. It was never a realistic prospect anyway, so I should not feel sad about it, just angry that I was sold such a vicious lie

 

[Gaia262]

It is impossible for me to reach the standards of the average girl by softmaxing alone because I have a boneless face. I will never resort to being a simp. Instead I will try to mentally train myself to be happy with escort sex as often as I can afford it, and finally let go of my dreams. Hopefully the sex with them will be more satisfying and less empty if I am no longer desperate to be wanted, and I will be able to get through this life easier

I will not have children or a happy relationship with a girl who finds me attractive. It was never a realistic prospect anyway, so I should not feel sad about it, just angry that I was sold such a vicious lie

That's what I do every week, its not empty sex dude especially if you are young, fit and clean. I have no idea why people say escorts hate their jobs, they hate shit clients big difference. btw in the UK its legal so its really cheap here.

Anyways I do this whilst undergoing my surgeries one by one.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

That's what I do every week, its not empty sex dude especially if you are young, fit and clean. I have no idea why people say escorts hate their jobs, they hate shit clients big difference. btw in the UK its legal so its really cheap here.

Anyways I do this whilst undergoing my surgeries one by one.

how could an escort enjoy sex with an incel like me tho, wouldn’t they just starfish or over exaggerate

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Do it after the rona thing dies down.

Also, don't forget to wear multiple condoms and don't fucking kiss her.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Do it after the rona thing dies down.

Also, don't forget to wear multiple condoms and don't fucking kiss her.

why can’t I kiss her? I don’t care about cold sores

 

[Patrick Baitman]

how could an escort enjoy sex with an incel like me tho, wouldn’t they just starfish or over exaggerate

Nigga you're paying her to fuck you. Caring about her orgasms should be least of your concerns

 

[Patrick Baitman]

why can’t I kiss her? I don’t care about cold sores

Herpes

 

[nastynas]

sex is overrated

 

[BigNigga69]

Do it after the rona thing dies down.

Also, don't forget to wear multiple condoms and don't fucking kiss her.

You dumb cunt, multiple condoms increases risk of breakage. @jm10 don't listen to this advice, it's bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Nigga you're paying her to fuck you. Caring about her orgasms should be least of your concerns

yeah but it’d be so awkward if she was just laying there like a sack of spuds, might as well get a sex doll

 

[Deleted member 7820]

like ain't fair for people like us, all what we can do is get a job and cope, sorry OP but the sooner you accept it the better.

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Its disgusting to get in hole which 500 man got in before you,Isn't it?

 

[Deleted member 6475]

[Mogs]

 

[Deleted member 7820]

Its disgusting to get in hole which 500 man got in before you isn't it?

the average foid get fucked as much as the average hooker.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Its disgusting to get in hole which 500 man got in before you,Isn't it?

i don’t got a choice though that’s my point

 

[Gaia262]

how could an escort enjoy sex with an incel like me tho, wouldn’t they just starfish or over exaggerate

Well in the UK the women are mostly from EE, their criteria is different from women from the USA, Australia etc.

As long as you are clean (which you can control) in shape (which you can control) , well mannered i.e. not aggressive (which you can control) they will put a lot of effort into you. Thats how it is here in the UK, in the USA its completely different.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

yeah but it’d be so awkward if she was just laying there like a sack of spuds, might as well get a sex doll

a good escort gives you better sex than most normal bitches out there. don't overthink it

 

[Patrick Baitman]

You dumb cunt, multiple condoms increases risk of breakage. @jm10 don't listen to this advice, it's bullshit.

Multiple condom use and decreased condom breakage and slippage in Thailand - PubMed

There is compelling evidence that male condoms effectively prevent transmission of sexual pathogens, including HIV-1. Condom breakage and slippage reduce this effect. We measured rates of condom slippage and breakage during heterosexual commercial sex in northern Thailand. Of 7,594 condoms...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Fucking retard

 

[Deleted member 1476]

a good escort gives you better sex than most normal bitches out there. don't overthink it

maybe it won’t be so bad to be escortcel then

 

[ThreadMatters]

Dn read a single word

Why u wanna become an escort op?
Niggas gay asf selling their ass fr money fucking jews succeed smh

 

[Deleted member 4430]

That's what I do every week, its not empty sex dude especially if you are young, fit and clean. I have no idea why people say escorts hate their jobs, they hate shit clients big difference. btw in the UK its legal so its really cheap here.

Anyways I do this whilst undergoing my surgeries one by one.

Does she treated you nice like person, intimately or it´s just trade of sex, you pay for specific act (fucking, oral....) ?

 

[BigNigga69]

Multiple condom use and decreased condom breakage and slippage in Thailand - PubMed

There is compelling evidence that male condoms effectively prevent transmission of sexual pathogens, including HIV-1. Condom breakage and slippage reduce this effect. We measured rates of condom slippage and breakage during heterosexual commercial sex in northern Thailand. Of 7,594 condoms...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Fucking retard

Fuck off, autist, the first thing you're taught in Sex Ed is don't use two condoms, as it leads to friction and increases risk of breakage.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Multiple condom use and decreased condom breakage and slippage in Thailand - PubMed

There is compelling evidence that male condoms effectively prevent transmission of sexual pathogens, including HIV-1. Condom breakage and slippage reduce this effect. We measured rates of condom slippage and breakage during heterosexual commercial sex in northern Thailand. Of 7,594 condoms...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Fucking retard

how dumb are you? you won't feel anything by putting on multiple condoms, it's also about the feeling of sex, not everyone is as autistic to only want to fuck for validation.

and at least the hookers have to get tested every month. i've got some nasty shit from your average tinder whore before because they don't bother checking themselves

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Fuck off, autist, the first thing you're taught in Sex Ed is don't use two condoms, as it leads to friction and increases risk of breakage.

how dumb are you? you won't feel anything by putting on multiple condoms, it's also about the feeling of sex, not everyone is as autistic to only want to fuck for validation.

and at least the hookers have to get tested every month. i've got some nasty shit from your average tinder whore before because they don't bother checking themselves

If you guys want STDs be my guest. I just provided the info, now do whatever you want with it.

 

[Gaia262]

Does she treated you nice like person, intimately or it´s just trade of sex, you pay for specific act (fucking, oral....) ?

It depends if you are clean, in shape, young and well mannered they will treat you as their BF and be intimate. They want to enjoy their job and want you to come back

If you are rude , aggressive, smell bad, look bad they will treat it like a job. As they just want the money here and don't care if you don't come back.

However, always remember its a business transaction in the end.

 

[Deleted member 4742]

I'm too high inhib to go fuck escorts

 

[RAITEIII]

That's what I do every week, its not empty sex dude especially if you are young, fit and clean. I have no idea why people say escorts hate their jobs, they hate shit clients big difference. btw in the UK its legal so its really cheap here.

Anyways I do this whilst undergoing my surgeries one by one.

You as a client don't know for sure which hates their job and which don't, specially at all moments.

It's empty because in the majority of cases if there was not money involved, they wouldn't sleep with that person, without mentioning that there's not any type of emotional connection.

I personally would like to scort maxx in the future only because they have a lot of experience and must know what is good, I'd learn and replicate when I'm with someone that I actually like.