I will never have teenage love with a Jb (Just Barbecue)

[crypsis]

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I will never be able to stargaze at night with her.
I will never be able to sniff her cheesy feet after a long day of school and volleyball practice
I will never be able to lie down in the grass with her and talk about our days.
I will never have a mutual first time with a foid.
I will never experience what it is like to deflower a virgin.
I was robbed of key developmental experiences growing up and nobody is gonna fix me or help me


I will never be able to kiss or embrace at the beach with her
I will never be able to text her all night and sleepcall with her and tell her how much I love her.
I will never have love with a foid that doesn't have emotional baggage.

Even after losing my virginity in my 1st year of college I still feel empty.


There is no ascension after highschool. It is over.

(No this isn't a repost btw)

Tags: @silently_said @TheGreatDetective

 

[silently_said]

 

[Riley209711]

jb = jordan barrett

 

[crypsis]

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Joined Jan 15 2009

 

[6’7whitechad]

I will never be able to sniff her cheesy feet after a long day of school and volleyball practice

Nigga

 

[Riley209711]

I will never be able to sniff her cheesy feet after a long day of school and volleyball practice

nigga tried to sneak one in

 

[crypsis]

nigga tried to sneak one in

It's primal bro
@silently_said

 

[LowTierBateman]

Bro just show them bitches a car theyll go crazy

 

[crypsis]

Bro just show them bitches a car theyll go crazy

No jb creaming over a Honda city bruh

 

[TheGreatDetective]

you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

 

[silently_said]

 

[crypsis]

you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

Nigga this is probably the most soul crushing thing I've ever read

 

[TheGreatDetective]

Nigga this is probably the most soul crushing thing I've ever read

It's an all time classic copypasta suicidefuel indeed

 

[crypsis]

 

[silently_said]

 

[crypsis]

What's that one quivver remix I posted a while ago?

 

[crypsis]

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