I will never wish "Fuck me eyes" on my worst enemy

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Imagine you are just talking to a Starbucks waitress for an order and she immediately starts touching her hair, smiling 12 tooth smile and blushing. When you are just hypothyroid af and want to get some coffee to relieve your symptoms, most insane curse ever. I wish I had normal eyes with my bone structure intact so that WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT SEX I can flex my hollow cheeks and bag a girl but no I could literally be dying of cancer and the nurses would give me anaesthesia and jack me off because of this one retarded feature.
 
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do they have starbucks in india?
 
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na you’re just an ugly fat shitskin kys
 
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can kinda agree getting too much attention is overwhelming and kinda annoying but a life mog still lightyears better than feeling/being invisible and getting no attention
 
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can kinda agree getting too much attention is overwhelming and kinda annoying but a life mog still lightyears better than feeling/being invisible and getting no attention
Nigga can yall shut the fuck up
 
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“Fuck me UwU” eyes are better
 
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Imagine you are just talking to a Starbucks waitress for an order and she immediately starts touching her hair, smiling 12 tooth smile and blushing. When you are just hypothyroid af and want to get some coffee to relieve your symptoms, most insane curse ever. I wish I had normal eyes with my bone structure intact so that WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT SEX I can flex my hollow cheeks and bag a girl but no I could literally be dying of cancer and the nurses would give me anaesthesia and jack me off because of this one retarded feature.
Your a curry shitskin mate
 
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Imagine you are just talking to a Starbucks waitress for an order and she immediately starts touching her hair, smiling 12 tooth smile and blushing. When you are just hypothyroid af and want to get some coffee to relieve your symptoms, most insane curse ever. I wish I had normal eyes with my bone structure intact so that WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT SEX I can flex my hollow cheeks and bag a girl but no I could literally be dying of cancer and the nurses would give me anaesthesia and jack me off because of this one retarded feature.
You don't know the pain of having a 'fuck-slut mouth'
 
Imagine you are just talking to a Starbucks waitress for an order and she immediately starts touching her hair, smiling 12 tooth smile and blushing. When you are just hypothyroid af and want to get some coffee to relieve your symptoms, most insane curse ever. I wish I had normal eyes with my bone structure intact so that WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT SEX I can flex my hollow cheeks and bag a girl but no I could literally be dying of cancer and the nurses would give me anaesthesia and jack me off because of this one retarded feature.
this is op btw
 
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Imagine you are just talking to a Starbucks waitress for an order and she immediately starts touching her hair, smiling 12 tooth smile and blushing. When you are just hypothyroid af and want to get some coffee to relieve your symptoms, most insane curse ever. I wish I had normal eyes with my bone structure intact so that WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT SEX I can flex my hollow cheeks and bag a girl but no I could literally be dying of cancer and the nurses would give me anaesthesia and jack me off because of this one retarded feature.
What is fuck me eyes? Scleral show or some shit?
 
I fail to see the problem with powerful eyes
 
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fate of medcuckinfras
 
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Lmfao I have slight scleral show but I fraud it by squinting slightly I hate the way it looks
Only works if rest of your eye area is good, low set thick positive bros good pfl perfect IPD etc.
 
Only works if rest of your eye area is good, low set thick positive bros good pfl perfect IPD etc.
All my eye ratios and measurements are good except for my scleral show and eyebrows
 
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