I will sell my soul to Satan to become 6”7 chad with billionaire parents even tho I will be burning in hell for trillions of years

[yuvdon]

if there were some deal where I could trade everything just to be born a 6’7 chad gifted guy with billionaire parents and a perfect life, I’d probably take it even if it meant paying for it later.

 

[Mogs Me]

Nigga after signing a deal with the devil for Allat just for a piano to be accidentally dropped on his and kill him 2 seconds later

 

[Societal Reject]

Send it to valhalla instead