I wish babies were born knowing how to drive

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I have a dream that one day, since driving is a part of life, babies will evolve to have the skill of driving implemented into their brains. Not knowing how to drive in todays world is like being physically incapacitated and crippled.

If only human beings still rode horses instead of driving cars. Operating a horse would be much easier than operating a car. Horses don’t have gas and you don’t have people crashing into each other on horses.

if only I could somehow cause every car in existence to disrupt and malfunction so we can go back to walking, riding horses and donkeys and taking boats. Those were simpler times. Everything that was once simple has become complicated.
 
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what the fcuk are u talking about birdy
 
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I have a dream that one day, since driving is a part of life, babies will evolve to have the skill of driving implemented into their brains. Not knowing how to drive in todays world is like being physically incapacitated and crippled.

If only human beings still rode horses instead of driving cars. Operating a horse would be much easier than operating a car. Horses don’t have gas and you don’t have people crashing into each other on horses.

if only I could somehow cause every car in existence to disrupt and malfunction so we can go back to walking, riding horses and donkeys and taking boats. Those were simpler times. Everything that was once simple has become complicated.
Don't worry in the future, we will have automated car
 
what the fcuk are u talking about birdy
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Lifefuel for @personalityinkwell ,@rightfulcel and @LastGerman .
 
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have you not gotten better the last few weeks?
 
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tf did i just read
 
I have a dream that one day, since driving is a part of life, babies will evolve to have the skill of driving implemented into their brains. Not knowing how to drive in todays world is like being physically incapacitated and crippled.

I know that some people here think, it is a joke but it is actually not. I also would appreciate it, if you are capable of driving right at the start. You need to know how to drive in this world and era. You either have the ability to drive or not, same goes for everything as well. You either have the affinity to become good at sports or you do not.
If you are not able to drive as a grown up man, you will be emasculated by teenage females who can drive without any efforts whatsoever. Keep in mind, that in today's world, more females have a driver licence than compared to men.
It is like I said. Just remember - 100 years ago, it was a men's thing to ride and own a horse, now it is only associated with females and only females own and ride horses. The same thing will happen to cars and driving.
It is like there is an entity behind a dark curtain manipulating the whole situation in favour of females.

If only human beings still rode horses instead of driving cars. Operating a horse would be much easier than operating a car. Horses don’t have gas and you don’t have people crashing into each other on horses.

And now only females ride and own horses and on top of that, they also capable of driving while we as grown up man fail at it. This cannot be real...

if only I could somehow cause every car in existence to disrupt and malfunction so we can go back to walking, riding horses and donkeys and taking boats. Those were simpler times. Everything that was once simple has become complicated.

I also have to agree here. Funny is, the driver licence is an invention made by German authorities and yet I am German unable to drive. I hate this. Everything is based on "law" and "institutions". They use it in order to cast out abnormal men. It all starts at school.

Don't worry in the future, we will have automated car

Even if this happens, you still missed out on the unique experience on driving a car for yourself. But the future looks gloomy in this regard since more females have a driver licence than men do. It is actually a real issue but many men are still blind to it and they think it is a joke.

Lifefuel for @personalityinkwell ,@rightfulcel and @LastGerman .

I actually would go and kill myself in order to be reborn once again with the ability to know how to drive.
 
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driving is super easy tho?
 
Useless skill in 100 years, just be born later theory
 
I know that some people here think, it is a joke but it is actually not. I also would appreciate it, if you are capable of driving right at the start. You need to know how to drive in this world and era. You either have the ability to drive or not, same goes for everything as well. You either have the affinity to become good at sports or you do not.
If you are not able to drive as a grown up man, you will be emasculated by teenage females who can drive without any efforts whatsoever. Keep in mind, that in today's world, more females have a driver licence than compared to men.
It is like I said. Just remember - 100 years ago, it was a men's thing to ride and own a horse, now it is only associated with females and only females own and ride horses. The same thing will happen to cars and driving.
It is like there is an entity behind a dark curtain manipulating the whole situation in favour of females.



And now only females ride and own horses and on top of that, they also capable of driving while we as grown up man fail at it. This cannot be real...



I also have to agree here. Funny is, the driver licence is an invention made by German authorities and yet I am German unable to drive. I hate this. Everything is based on "law" and "institutions". They use it in order to cast out abnormal men. It all starts at school.



Even if this happens, you still missed out on the unique experience on driving a car for yourself. But the future looks gloomy in this regard since more females have a driver licence than men do. It is actually a real issue but many men are still blind to it and they think it is a joke.



I actually would go and kill myself in order to be reborn once again with the ability to know how to drive.
not a single word tbh
 
Man, driving has only really been a part of mainstream life for the past 3 generations

Within 2 generations a better way of transport will be popularized and cars will be a thing of the past
 
driving is super easy tho?

More and more men are struggling with it though.

Useless skill in 100 years, just be born later theory

Man, driving has only really been a part of mainstream life for the past 3 generations

Within 2 generations a better way of transport will be popularized and cars will be a thing of the past

But we are here now. Now imagine you missed out on the unique experience of driving and owning a car. This is one of the best experience you can make in this life and era. It is also absolutely mandatory in order to live in this life and era. Without it, you will be emasculated by female driving.
 
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i wish i didnt read
 
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if only I could somehow cause every car in existence to disrupt and malfunction so we can go back to walking, riding horses and donkeys and taking boats.
You in medieval age: "I wish I know how to ride a horse"
 
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