i wish i had a car that could shoot missiles

[vesalius]

that would be cool asf

 

[buccalfatremoval]

I wish I could blast cum from my finger tips

 

[vesalius]

I wish I could blast cum from my finger tips

would be cool too it’s like spider-man

 

[buccalfatremoval]

would be cool too it’s like spider-man

I just want to harass women.
Imagine you’re in a crowded mall and just blast ounces of pure goo on women’s ass and hair.
No will suspect a thing, can’t possibly cum that much and no one will think you have cum fingers.

 

[Navity]

would be cool too it’s like spider-man

Come man

 

[vesalius]

I just want to harass women.
Imagine you’re in a crowded mall and just blast ounces of pure goo on women’s ass and hair.
No will suspect a thing, can’t possibly cum that much and no one will think you have cum fingers.

since clothes are also usually thin enough to let cum pass through you could also just impregnate women if you just shoot like liters of cum at their pussy

 

[romanstock]

When I used to ride my bike to school, I imagined I could shoot from my handlebars, and I would kill the monsters coming from the trees.

 

[vesalius]

When I used to ride my bike to school, I imagined I could shoot from my handlebars, and I would kill the monsters coming from the trees.

that’s like the oppressor in gta

 

[buccalfatremoval]

since clothes are also usually thin enough to let cum pass through you could also just impregnate women if you just shoot like liters of cum at their pussy

And force these women to carry my ltn seed? Genius.