I wish I had hunter eyes

[virgin]

Even though I think that women tend to prefer almond eyes, I would still rather have hunter eyes because they just look so intimidating and dark triad. I would staredown every dude I see

 

[Deleted member 76290]

Maybe if you pray to gandy

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

When people take photos of me they tell me to “open my eyes”

People are sometimes intimidated and don’t mess with me as much

I get asked why I’m ‘angry’

 

[virgin]

When people take photos of me they tell me to “open my eyes”

People are sometimes intimidated and don’t mess with me as much

I get asked why I’m ‘angry’

Mirin bhai

 

[Deleted member 76335]

it's like he's waiting for me to blink so he can speedblitz and eat me, Elias de God

 

[Deleted member 76870]

may lord gandy bless you with eye support and lower your eyebrows

 

[truthhurts]

Elias de poop is such a mogger wtf