I wish I was a bird

[BearBoy]

I would be a evil fuck with human conscious taking shits everywhere and on everyone. I would peek through windows and watch women taking showers and drop some gasoline in there and take a cigarette that’s been lit up and throw it in there and my ass wouldn’t go in jail.

Can’t even take a shit in the corner in public as a human without the police bothering me.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

BirdBoy

 

[Deleted member 23558]

 

[BearBoy]

BirdBoy

I’d be a crow too the most darktriad feared bird

 

[Deleted member 25059]

i wish i was the bird

 

[reborn]

I would be a evil fuck with human conscious taking shits everywhere and on everyone. I would peek through windows and watch women taking showers and drop some gasoline in there and take a cigarette that’s been lit up and throw it in there and my ass wouldn’t go in jail.

Can’t even take a shit in the corner in public as a human without the police bothering me.

LOL

 

[reborn]

Can’t even take a shit in the corner in public as a human without the police bothering me.

I once crapped on a golf course during the night.

 

[BearBoy]

I once crapped on a golf course during the night.

I crapped on a homeless guy at night once nigga was still sleeping.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

I wish i lived in the stone age ngl. Being healthy, strong, eating raw meat and raping forward grown jb stacies in the forest.

 

[reborn]

I wish i lived in the stone age ngl. Being healthy, strong, eating raw meat and raping forward grown jb stacies in the forest.

Research has shown that >90% of males did not reproduce in the Stone Age because if you raped Stacy Chad would order his horde of beta bitches to kill you.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Research has shown that >90% of males did not reproduce in the Stone Age because if you raped Stacy Chad would order his horde of beta bitches to kill you.

Ik. I'd have to become the chad.

 

[reborn]

Ik. I'd have to become the chad.

You should know by now that you can not become Chad. Chad is the dude that won the genetic lottery.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

You should know by now that you can not become Chad. Chad is the dude that won the genetic lottery.

You can change a lot of stuff tbh.

 

[BearBoy]

You should know by now that you can not become Chad. Chad is the dude that won the genetic lottery.

You can change a lot of stuff tbh.

This would be me as a bird @BrahminBoss

 

[reborn]

You can change a lot of stuff tbh.

Fantasy is a wonderful thing, isn't it? But you could just as well fantasize about being a Chad in this day and age. Your access to Stacies would be much better than in the stone age as there is Tinder. And for Chad Tinder is VERY efficient.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

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This would be me as a bird @BrahminBoss

 

[Jigen]

I would be a evil fuck with human conscious taking shits everywhere and on everyone. I would peek through windows and watch women taking showers and drop some gasoline in there and take a cigarette that’s been lit up and throw it in there and my ass wouldn’t go in jail.

Can’t even take a shit in the corner in public as a human without the police bothering me.

Birds have it far worse jfl.

 

[BearBoy]

Birds have it far worse jfl.

I said I would be a bird with a human conscious faggot I would be like Albert Einstein in bird world.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Fantasy is a wonderful thing, isn't it? But you could just as well fantasize about being a Chad in this day and age. Your access to Stacies would be much better than in the stone age as there is Tinder. And for Chad Tinder is VERY efficient.

It's hard to escape pollution and endocrine disrupting chemical shit nowadays. It's not only about slaying.

 

[reborn]

It's hard to escape pollution and endocrine disrupting chemical shit nowadays. It's not only about slaying.

During the Stone Age life expectancy was 20-25 years bro. You would probably be dead by now.

Source:

How old did people get in prehistory (CH)? | EXARC

Summary: The Stone Age people died - in respect to present - very early. Poor hygiene, illnesses, bad nourishment and burden of labour lead to an average life expectancy of 20-25 years. Many children already died in their first 4 years... The content is published under a Creative Commons...

exarc.net

 

[Deleted member 21044]

During the Stone Age life expectancy was 20-25 years bro. You would probably be dead by now.

Source:

How old did people get in prehistory (CH)? | EXARC

Summary: The Stone Age people died - in respect to present - very early. Poor hygiene, illnesses, bad nourishment and burden of labour lead to an average life expectancy of 20-25 years. Many children already died in their first 4 years... The content is published under a Creative Commons...

exarc.net

True, but i'd experinece twice as much. Life had to be the shit back then. Hunting, raping, exploring, conquering.

 

[reborn]

True, but i'd experinece twice as much. Life had to be the shit back then. Hunting, raping, exploring, conquering.

It was also about getting hunted, being raped, falling into glacier crevices with no chopper to save you and dodging spears and running from sabre tooth tigers.

 

[reborn]

True, but i'd experinece twice as much. Life had to be the shit back then. Hunting, raping, exploring, conquering.

I get your point though. Life in today's society is way too limited, regulated and boring.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

It was also about getting hunted, being raped, falling into glacier crevices with no chopper to save you and dodging spears and running from sabre tooth tigers.

Keep in mind cavemen were like 60iq. I'd be a god among them.

 

[reborn]

Keep in mind cavemen were like 60iq. I'd be a god among them.

You'd be like a rich guy who accidentally drives his Mercedes into a gypsy quarter.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

You'd be like a rich guy who accidentally drives his Mercedes into a gypsy quarter.

You have to blend in. I'm a jew i know that. Ooga booga.

 

[reborn]

You have to blend in. I'm a jew i know that. Ooga booga.

It would be like this:

 

[Deleted member 21340]

Keep in mind cavemen were like 60iq. I'd be a god among them.

you'd get outcasted and ostracised, it'll be like trying to make friends with a bunch of hostile gorillas
literally an alien species with an utterly different body composition and skull
neaderthalchad would crush your puny homo sapien skull