I wish I was a deer

[Vermilioncore]

wandering the forest with no notion of suffering or fear. I’m autonomous and my survival instincts are hardwired into me — I don’t even gotta do anything because since I’m a deer, I do what I’m supposed to do; drink, eat and survive. No fear. No future. No fear of future.

 

[Finnishmogger]

What about a bird

 

[kababcel]

wandering the forest with no notion of suffering or fear. I’m autonomous and my survival instincts are hardwired into me — I don’t even gotta do anything because since I’m a deer, I do what I’m supposed to do; drink, eat and survive. No fear. No future. No fear of future.

Then some high t lioness rapes you and eats you alive

 

[registerfasterusing]

Fly is best

 

[Vermilioncore]

Then some high t lioness rapes you and eats you alive

And I accept it because that’s what lions do and that’s what deer do

 

[Deleted member 152014]

I wish i was a bird so i could shit on your car
Or more realistically your bicycle

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

wandering the forest with no notion of suffering or fear. I’m autonomous and my survival instincts are hardwired into me — I don’t even gotta do anything because since I’m a deer, I do what I’m supposed to do; drink, eat and survive. No fear. No future. No fear of future.

untill chad deer comes and beats your attempts to mate with a doe time and time again

 

[kababcel]

untill chad deer comes and beats your attempts to mate with a doe time and time again

Nah vermillion is strong stop cope

 

[Vermilioncore]

untill chad deer comes and beats your attempts to mate with a doe time and time again

But I wouldn’t be aware of it because I’d be a deer and I’d exist just to do deer things. But since humans are sentient, we have to suffer in our own shortcomings and the despair of not knowing what to do with our shit lives