I wish i was a Medieval King

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klip11

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I would have all Chad's beheaded and all manlets would assigned a young wife. If you're a manlet and ugly, you get two young wives. Also, @grungymallard97 would be the official court jester.
 
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@2025cel
 
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I would have all Chad's beheaded and all manlets would assigned a young wife. If you're a manlet and ugly, you get two young wives. Also, @grungymallard97 would be the official court jester.
The women will be happy when some chad village easily conquers your merry band of manlets
 
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I would have all Chad's beheaded and all manlets would assigned a young wife. If you're a manlet and ugly, you get two young wives. Also, @grungymallard97 would be the official court jester.
does me being jester mean I have good SMV for all the hot peasant girls?
 
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Nah, you'll be the bishop monk.
 
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I would force @PrinceLuenLeoncur to convert to Protestant Pentecostal or be beheaded
I don't think that's gonna happen, he'll just get beheaded instead tbh
 
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The women will be happy when some chad village easily conquers your merry band of manlets
I would be the only medieval king with nuclear weapons
 
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MVP ahh post
 
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A fair leader !
 
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I'll be the courier who delivers the devastating word from the south that King Lamont is mobilizing his tens of thousands of haitan cannibals our way
 
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I'll be the courier who delivers the devastating word from the south that King Lamont is mobilizing his tens of thousands of haitan cannibals our way
We will sacrifice @Jason Voorhees to them as our treaty
 
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I would have all Chad's beheaded and all manlets would assigned a young wife. If you're a manlet and ugly, you get two young wives. Also, @grungymallard97 would be the official court jester.
does me being jester mean I have good SMV for all the hot peasant girls?
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