I wish I was Ashton kutcher

[Deleted member 20399]

I’m so fucking ugly. I look like an ugly Jew with my big fat nose. My lower third is a joke. I’m a sub 6’2 manlet. Ashton is everything i wish I was - dashing good looks (if this man walked in to a room every woman would immediately be lusting after him), intelligence, social skills and fame and fortune.

 

[thecel]

Ashton Kutcher has the same IQ as Stephen Hawking. Kutcher dropped out of university to be a model. Life of Chad.

WHEN YOU LOOK TOO GOOD: Chad with 160 IQ quit BIOCHEMICAL ENGINEERING to become a MODEL

Ashton Kutcher might have played our favorite airhead on That '70s Show, but he has a reported IQ of 160 - the same as Stephen Hawking. He attended the University of Iowa with a planned major in biochemical engineering, but later dropped out to become a model. His original career path was to...

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[LampPostPrime]

>sub 6'2 manlet

Incel iq lmao

 

[Deleted member 20399]

>sub 6'2 manlet

Incel iq lmao

I said 6’2 specifically cause that’s how tall he is

 

[phookmumb]

Yep he is your superior

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Ashton Kutcher has the same IQ as Stephen Hawking. Kutcher dropped out of university to be a model. Life of Chad.

WHEN YOU LOOK TOO GOOD: Chad with 160 IQ quit BIOCHEMICAL ENGINEERING to become a MODEL

Ashton Kutcher might have played our favorite airhead on That '70s Show, but he has a reported IQ of 160 - the same as Stephen Hawking. He attended the University of Iowa with a planned major in biochemical engineering, but later dropped out to become a model. His original career path was to...

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I know the guy won at life

 

[LampPostPrime]

I said 6’2 specifically cause that’s how tall he is

You seriously think all guys under 6'2 are manlets? Not sure if srs

 

[Deleted member 23778]

Prey eyed bloatcel who gets saved by good fwhr

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Prey eyed bloatcel who gets saved by good fwhr

Literally has hunter eyes and isn’t bloated

 

[Deleted member 19157]

the way young mila kunis looked at him bruv

just end it if girls dont look at you like that

 

[cytoplasm]

the way young mila kunis looked at him bruv

just end it if girls dont look at you like that

Tall goofy chad. Infinite appeal tbh

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Tall goofy chad. Infinite appeal tbh