I wish i was born a 1000 years ago

[TsarTsar444]

I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas, on a great big clipper ship. Going from this land here to that
In a sailor's suit and cap. Away from the big city where a man can not be free. Of all of the evils of this town. And of himself, and those around. Oh, and I guess that I just don't know. Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

 

[Baldingman1998]

I wish I had hair and I could behead infidels with hair and use Allah as an excuse to kill men that have hair

 

[TsarTsar444]

I wish I had hair and I could behead infidels with hair and use Allah as an excuse to kill men that have hair

Just lol if you don't have shoulder lenght hair which flows with the wind while you are slaughtering crusaders on a horse in 1188

 

[PYT]

>Be born a thousand years ago


>Die of illness 3 years in

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

if i was born then and didnt die of some stupid shit i would be in history books

 

[Looks234]

All fun and games until you get the Black Plague

 

[PYT]

if i was born then and didnt die of some stupid shit i would be in history books

I'd probably drown in a bucket or some shit

 

[Pythagoras]

I wish i had no options, the option pill killing me. just take me to the Macedonian army and that's it. ''mam we take your son, as of today he's a soldier'' there's no other options, you go or you're a scam. so much easier. i'll die with my honor intact.

 

[Looks234]

All fun and games until you get the Black Plague

All fun and games until you get burned at the stake for stealing a banana @PYT

 

[TsarTsar444]

>Be born a thousand years ago


>Die of illness 3 years in

Ilness is cope just live in a mountain with your virgin wife and keep a flock of sheep + pray 60 times per day to Allah

 

[TsarTsar444]

All fun and games until you get the Black Plague

>black plague
>1000 years

 

[Looks234]

>black plague
>1000 years

Close enough

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

I'd probably drown in a bucket or some shit

if you were a girl in china its a decent possibility. some families want male children so they drown the girls

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I wish I was born 60,000 years ago tbh. I always go back to this one porn video of these 4 teen-looking girls being nude and rubbing against each other on the beach, and I imagine myself as cavechad many years ago with my harem

 

[PYT]

if you were a girl in china its a decent possibility. some families want male children so they drown the girls

That's fucked

 

[Deleted member 7224]

I would buy bitcoin

 

[Enfant terrible]

Byzantine golden age under basil II you can still witness in 1021

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

All fun and games until you get the Black Plague

literallt covid

 

[Pythagoras]

literallt covid

with people actually dying.

 

[TsarTsar444]

I wish i had no options, the option pill killing me. just take me to the Macedonian army and that's it. ''mam we take your son, as of today he's a soldier'' there's no other options, you go or you're a scam. so much easier. i'll die with my honor intact.

>You go to sleep tonight
>morning comes and you feel this big brightness and warmth on your skin
>you open your eyes and see 3 males with pikes and shields standing there with their hands on your shoulders
>you get confused and ask "what the hell is going on, why am i not in my bed, who are you people, where is my phone and computer?"
>one of them responds "Alexious what are you talking about, computer? Phones? What the hell did you dream about lad? Now get back out here Alexander is calling on us to continue pushing until the Hindu Kush, don't forget your helmet"

 

[gamma]

I wish I was born 2000 years ago.
Roman empire.
The strongest period for Italy

 

[Pythagoras]

>You go to sleep tonight
>morning comes and you feel this big brightness and warmth on your skin
>you open your eyes and see 3 males with pikes and shields standing there with their hands on your shoulders
>you get confused and ask "what the hell is going on, why am i not in my bed, who are you people, where is my phone and computer?"
>one of them responds "Alexious what are you talking about, computer? Phones? What the hell did you dream about lad? Now get back out here Alexander is calling on us to continue pushing until the Hindu Kush, don't forget your helmet"

Stop man, it's seriously hurts.


Even the indusssss

 

[TsarTsar444]

Stop man, it's seriously hurts.


Even the indusssss

It hurts me so much too, imagine all that persian pussy later

 

[Deleted member 8853]

@TsarTsar444 i wish i was born in the Cambrian or early Carboniferous period

 

[Pythagoras]

>You go to sleep tonight
>morning comes and you feel this big brightness and warmth on your skin
>you open your eyes and see 3 males with pikes and shields standing there with their hands on your shoulders
>you get confused and ask "what the hell is going on, why am i not in my bed, who are you people, where is my phone and computer?"
>one of them responds "Alexious what are you talking about, computer? Phones? What the hell did you dream about lad? Now get back out here Alexander is calling on us to continue pushing until the Hindu Kush, don't forget your helmet"

I wake up from this nightmare and ask Hephaestion 'say, can a female identify herself as a man?' and he's like 'soon brother, soon will get you water'

 

[TsarTsar444]

I wake up from this nightmare and ask Hephaestion 'say, can a female identify herself as a man?' and he's like 'soon brother, soon will get you water'

Imagine telling Hephaestion "bro i swear in the dream you were gay with Alex" and he just beats you up there jfl

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Same unironically, being born in the 21st century is a scam. I’d rather grow up in a village, taking care of my community, taking up my father’s work, going to the tavern in the evening and losing virginity at 13 to tavern wenches. Maybe go on adventures if the opportunity arised. Meanwhile here you need an education for anything, everything has been discovered and done (so world is boring), world is more antisosial than ever, mental illness more widespread because let’s face it, modern society is shit, though comfortable

 

[TsarTsar444]

Same unironically, being born in the 21st century is a scam. I’d rather grow up in a village, taking care of my community, taking up my father’s work, going to the tavern in the evening and losing virginity at 13 to tavern wenches. Maybe go on adventures if the opportunity arised. Meanwhile here you need an education for anything, world is more antisosial than ever, mental illness more widespread because let’s face it, modern society is shit, though comfortable

Reminder that that time mogged, don't listen to soy cucks comparing it with today, thays very bad cause you would be totally ignorant of the things of today and even the smallest thing back then would be extremely enjoyable for you , imagine the dopamine rush on going on night raids with the bros on the enemy kingdom fuark

 

[Pythagoras]

I wish I was born 2000 years ago.
Roman empire.
The strongest period for Italy

Reminder Mithridates trapped you guys with a trail of gold (ngl i laughed so hard at this)

Imagine telling Hephaestion "bro i swear in the dream you were gay with Alex" and he just bests you up there jfl

They were probably gay tho ngl. at least by all the records i read. the romans scorned on this behavior which was very famous in Greece, so it wouldn't be surprising at all. i don't think Alexander was special in this regard, but i guess we'll never know.

'Achilleas, let's go home and play fifa'

 

[Baldingman1998]

Or maybe 200 years later when humans are all GIGACHADS thanks to genetic engineering and also no BALDING

 

[gamma]

Reminder Mithridates trapped you guys with a trail of gold (ngl i laughed so hard at this)

Never heard of him

 

[Pythagoras]

Or maybe 200 years later when humans are all GIGACHADS thanks to genetic engineering and also no BALDING

You'll get mogged by giga robots for being a filthy human. can't imagine how brutal.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Or maybe 200 years later when humans are all GIGACHADS thanks to genetic engineering and also no BALDING

We are literally borned in the worst time possible jfl, 1775 - 2200 is probably the worst period of human history

 

[Pythagoras]

Never heard of him

He made the first known genocide known to history (killed close to 100k italians in 1 day)

 

[Baldingman1998]

We are literally borned in the worst time possible jfl, 1775 - 2200 is probably the worst period of human history

I have 2% battery and no electricity so I will make this thread go to 50 pages by saying that islam is false

 

[TsarTsar444]

Reminder Mithridates trapped you guys with a trail of gold (ngl i laughed so hard at this)

They were probably gay tho ngl. at least by all the records i read. the romans scorned on this behavior which was very famous in Greece, so it wouldn't be surprising at all. i don't think Alexander was special in this regard, but i guess we'll never know.

'Achilleas, let's go home and play fifa'

Fuark imagine laying naked with Hephaestion and Alex together in a bed

 

[TsarTsar444]

He made the first known genocide known to history (killed close to 100k italians in 1 day)

Hannibal?????? 70k dead jfl

 

[Hozay]

I wish I lived as a teen through the 90s so I could experience how much better life was without social media and how girls weren't fucked in the head because of it. if only..

 

[Pythagoras]

Fuark imagine laying naked with Hephaestion and Alex together in a bed

Must be fun and you coping if not, not even gay. just 3 guys having sex and conquer the world. absolutely would.

 

[Pythagoras]

Hannibal?????? 70k dead jfl

No. Mithridates. you think of something else.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Never heard of him

He was a giga based high prenatal T chad who cucked Romans so hard that it started the beginning of Rome's powerful dictators and eventually empire

 

[TsarTsar444]

Must be fun and you coping if not, not even gay. just 3 guys having sex and conquer the world. absolutely would.

True its not gay at all if non of our balls touch

Thoughts? @Baldingman1998

 

[Pythagoras]

True its not gay at all if non of our balls touch

Alexander just let him know by fucking him up the ass that he's in charge, manlet complex. When Darius mom came before alexander to beg for forgiveness, she actually fell on the floor for Hephaestion because she thought he's the king (the tall chad) imagine how fucking hard Alex fucked him that night.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Alexander just let him know by fucking him up the ass that he's in charge, manlet complex. When Darius mom came before alexander to beg for forgiveness, she actually fell on the floor for Hephaestion because she thought he's the king (the tall chad) imagine how fucking hard Alex fucked him that night.

Brutal, being a manlet is so bad, Ceasar was a insecure baldcel, if he had Fin he wouldn't get stabbed in the Senate for being bald tbh

 

[turkproducer]

you would have been my janissary and i would be a pasha mogger

 

[Pythagoras]

Brutal, being a manlet is so bad, Ceasar was a insecure baldcel, if he had Fin he wouldn't get stabbed in the Senate for being bald tbh

i have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory


probably said that at NW4+ while he didn't care at all anymore.

 

[TsarTsar444]

you would have been my janissary and i would be a pasha mogger

Cope my ancestors were Spahi moggers

 

[turkproducer]

Cope my ancestors were Spahi moggers

it’s sipahi

spahi are algerians under disgusting french dogs and rats