I wish I was Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 2403]

6’4

Best young player in the world

Future ballon d’or winner if no injuries

Has scored every single game for 1.5 years now so it’s no fluke

Low inhib personality

And best of all a good rapper

Imagine not being him

 

[Gargantuan]

I'd much rather be an actual chad like Giroud tbh

 

[Deleted member 8919]

I'd much rather be an actual chad like Giroud tbh

Ronaldo mogs

 

[Gargantuan]

Ronaldo mogs

Both moggers, but I'd rather look like Giroud.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I'd much rather be an actual chad like Giroud tbh

Haaland at only 20 years old has scored as many goals in only 1.5 seasons as Giroud has since 2015

Giroud will forever be a mediocre goal scorer, Haaland will have a way better legacy when both are retired

 

[Deleted member 11053]

I wish i was ousmane dembele

 

[Gargantuan]

Haaland at only 20 years old has scored as many goals in only 1.5 seasons as Giroud has since 2015

Giroud will forever be a mediocre goal scorer, Haaland will have a way better legacy when both are retired

Being chad > muh footballing legacy tbh

Giroud is already a multimillionaire, has had a great career so far, won lots of trophies and will hopefully finish his career as top scorer of the French National Team.

Could even start modelling once he retires, mogger life ngl

 

[Julian]

Being chad > muh footballing legacy tbh

Giroud is already a multimillionaire, has had a great career so far, won lots of trophies and will hopefully finish his career as top scorer of the French National Team.

Could even start modelling once he retires, mogger life ngl

giroud has a HUGE jew nose lol

 

[Gargantuan]

giroud has a HUGE jew nose lol

True, it's his only major failo, his acne scarring doesn't even hold him back that much (I think he had it removed as well).
But he's like 6'3/6'4 with great hair, ideal pheno and top-tier body+frame.

 

[CFW432]

He has like an African pheno on white skin...lol how is that possible like even mixed people look mixed to a degree.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

True, it's his only major failo, his acne scarring doesn't even hold him back that much (I think he had it removed as well).
But he's like 6'3/6'4 with great hair, ideal pheno and top-tier body+frame.

 

[Gonthar]

6’4

Best young player in the world

Future ballon d’or winner if no injuries

Has scored every single game for 1.5 years now so it’s no fluke

Low inhib personality

And best of all a good rapper

Imagine not being him

Let's say I give you a pill, and if you swallow it, the next day you wake up as Haaland, would you take it?

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Let's say I give you a pill, and if you swallow it, the next day you wake up as Haaland, would you take it?

WATER IS BLOODY WET

 

[Deleted member 9787]

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[Deleted member 2597]

Does halland have autisim unironically

 

[Gonthar]

WATER IS BLOODY WET

Imagine then you wake up as Haaland and immediately you embarrass yourself in a football match playing like a complete amateur, you become the butt of all jokes and your career is finished.

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Imagine then you wake up as Haaland and immediately you embarrass yourself in a football match playing like a complete amateur, you become the butt of all jokes and your career is finished.

No u get all his skills and memories

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Does halland have autisim unironically

Hes 6’4 and a high status elite Football Player so it doesn’t even matter, no one would even diagnose him with that anyway if he did have it cause of looks and status halo

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Imagine then you wake up as Haaland and immediately you embarrass yourself in a football match playing like a complete amateur, you become the butt of all jokes and your career is finished.

No u get all his skills and memories

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Hes 6’4 and a high status elite Football Player so it doesn’t even matter, no one would even diagnose him with that anyway if he did have it cause of looks and status halo

True, I'd rather be elite athlete than mega chad unironically would get more dopamine.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

True, I'd rather be elite athlete than mega chad unironically would get more dopamine.

Plus easier to slay too if you think that’s the most important

 

[Gonthar]

No u get all his skills and memories

Then you wouldn't be you anymore, it would be just Haaland.

 

[AcneScars]

I look like Erling Håland with black hair

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Then you wouldn't be you anymore, it would be just Haaland.

You still have ur skills and memories it would be like a blending

 

[Gonthar]

You still have ur skills and memories it would be like a blending

LOL, and how would this work, what if the Haaland part decides to take over and eradicate you, there are a few movies in fact about this idea: Being John Malkovich(1999), Get Out(2017) - about people who transfer their consciousness in another body and there's always a struggle between the two minds and ultimately someone loses...

 

[spark]

Does halland have autisim unironically

of course duh