I wish Islam were a true religion. Imagine getting to fuck virgins for eternity in paradise 😍

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It's a very beautiful cope. I wish it were true

The Islamic paradise is ideal
 
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It's true though. Everyone who died told me so this is reason they don't reincarnate back to earth
 
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Your brain is very different in heaven in Islam. You wouldn't have such misogynistic thoughts.
 
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It's true though. Everyone who died told me so this is reason they don't reincarnate back to earth
Reincarnation makes sense too...everyone deserves infinite chances

But the trouble is all reincarnation based religions end up saying the whole process sucks & gets you nowhere. So you need to escape it. This sounds nihilistic & boring to me.
 
Your brain is very different in heaven in Islam. You wouldn't have such misogynistic thoughts.
Why is it misonogistic to want to have coitus with attractive females :unsure:
 
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well technically theyre only virgins until you crack the first time, so the number of times you get to have sex with virgins is limited :lul:
 
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they are generally said to be composed of saffron from the feet to the knees, musk from the knees to the breast, amber from the breast to the neck, and camphor from the neck to the head.[39] Working often with multiples of seven, the traditionalists have described them as wearing seventy to 70,000 gowns, through which even the marrow of their bones can be seen because of the fineness of their flesh, reclining on seventy couches of red hyacinth encrusted with rubies and jewels, and the like. The ḥūr do not sleep, do not get pregnant, do not menstruate, spit, or blow their noses, and are never sick.[40]
 
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I would die again of all the overstimulation
 
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well technically theyre only virgins until you crack the first time, so the number of times you get to have sex with virgins is limited :lul:
No, every women who dies goes there, and only true islam men go there so there like billionz upon billions of fresh pussy
 
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It's a very beautiful cope. I wish it were true

The Islamic paradise is ideal
pascal's wager. If you believe you get it, if you don't believe you don't get it. Doesn't take much effort to believe anyway
 
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Islam was a trick created by Muhammad to convince a bunch of low status Arab incels to die for him in the 5th century.

>"Broo if you obey me and go die in jihad wars to make me rich and powerful I promise brooo you will get 72 virgin gang bang in heaven broo I promise dude"

Meanwhile Muhammad never fought any battles himself, he stayed back in the tents smashing his sexy little 9 year old wife Aisha :feelsohh:Muhammad was the greatest con man in human history, he started poor and become rich over his lifetime with a sexy jailbait wife.
 
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Another gift is purifying your mind. You wouldn't be misogynistic in heaven, idiot.
Least obvious foid account :feelshaha: @TechnoBoss fade this Mujeeta :feelswhat:
 
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Least obvious foid account :feelshaha: @TechnoBoss fade this Mujeeta :feelswhat:
I can prove I'm a man buddy boyo. The only reason the bait is stopping is because I don't want to get banned.
 
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