I wish life was like grand theft auto

[Vermilioncore]

You are born with a few bucks in your bank account and they supply you with a safe house and one pistol. You’re set for life. Just do some missions for some criminalistics niggers and get cold hard cash. Go around speeding in super cars and blowing shit up for fun. That’s the life

 

[normie_joe]

You are born with a few bucks in your bank account and they supply you with a safe house and one pistol. You’re set for life. Just do some missions for some criminalistics niggers and get cold hard cash. Go around speeding in super cars and blowing shit up for fun. That’s the life

Your dumbass will be the NPC that will get run over in 2 sec btw.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Your dumbass will be the NPC that will get run over in 2 sec btw.

Nope. I’d be making that cash flow bustin down doors and gettin shit done

 

[Deleted member 30325]

You are born with a few bucks in your bank account and they supply you with a safe house and one pistol. You’re set for life. Just do some missions for some criminalistics niggers and get cold hard cash. Go around speeding in super cars and blowing shit up for fun. That’s the life

Sounds good but I prefer the Chad life

 

[BearBoy]

Most users on here would be like Lester "muh my intelligence!!" and then I just shoot their brains out and keep driving on while getting a handjob from a slut.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Sounds good but I prefer the Chad life

That is the Chad life tho

 

[Deleted member 30325]

That is the Chad life tho

I don't think gandy had to rob banks and kill people to become successful

 

[JackTheKnife]

I don't think gandy had to rob banks and kill people to become successful

5'5 pablo escobar > 6'3 best looking man in the world, gandy

 

[Deleted member 30325]

5'5 pablo escobar > 6'3 best looking man in the world, gandy

Can't argue with that tbh

 

[Dr. Bludy]

My Real Life is GTA5 No Cap

 

[thereallegend]

Get a job