I wish the military let you have long hair.

trvechud

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I dont even have long hair only thick medium sort of like Chalamet in Dune. But if I could have my hair like thay I would be a career officer in the army. Cause ngl that shit sounds fairly fun for an autist like me. Managing troops equipment etc. Hundreds of hours on ck3, eu4, civ 6, fifa career mode, have prepared me
 
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nga ain't you from beanerstan? Why would you join the military there? That is like volunteering to go fight giga-ISIS
 
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nga ain't you from beanerstan? Why would you join the military there? That is like volunteering to go fight giga-ISIS
Im american
 
Why do you want to be in the military anyway
 
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I dont even have long hair only thick medium sort of like Chalamet in Dune. But if I could have my hair like thay I would be a career officer in the army. Cause ngl that shit sounds fairly fun for an autist like me. Managing troops equipment etc. Hundreds of hours on ck3, eu4, civ 6, fifa career mode, have prepared me
I had this same exact thought for the past couple of weeks. My hair reaches down to my chin and my back almost to my shoulders.

I would probably desert if there even was a slight chance I would be sent to combat and then end up in jail. I just don‘t wanna risk my life at all.

I doubt I would get promoted anytime soon without a university degree though. So I‘ll not even bother joining.

I also wanted to join because it would be free exercise and you‘d get paid in exchange and in case of a civil war you knew how to kill others who would pose a threat to you if you somehow manage to get your hands on a gun. Like going to the military base you were stationed at.
 
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