I woke up, 2 hours sleep , had a calf cramp instantly

[moggathon]

Fml

 

[Ricky212]

Go back to bed

 

[moggathon]

Go back to bed

I can’t, I have responsibilities!

 

[Sushifart]

I can kiss your leg cramp for you babygirl

It either instantly cures your wounds with fairy dust or it makes you kill yourself
It's the Hitler's Gambit

 

[moggathon]

I can kiss your leg cramp for you babygirl

It either instantly cures your wounds with fairy dust or it makes you kill yourself
It's the Hitler's Gambit

Both are equally desirable

 

[Sushifart]

It's your choice whether you want to take up my offer of the Hitler's Gambit or not. It's your loss either way since cramps eventually become lethal and give you a heartattack in your calves

 

[moggathon]

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It's your choice whether you want to take up my offer of the Hitler's Gambit or not. It's your loss either way since cramps eventually become lethal and give you a heartattack in your calves

I’m sold!

 

[Sushifart]

I’m sold!

At the start of midnight in 3 business days i will send the fairy enchanted hitlers gambit kiss through an sound apparatus that will steal my voice and send it electronically. Stay alive while you can so you can at least be healed or rope to the hitler’s gambit

 

[Sushifart]

I suffer from a debilitating disease due to a witch that cursed me in my last incarnation, so if I forget tou have to do a ritual in this thread using gnome piss since i like the smell