I woke up to my girlfriend riding me

[Deleted member 1003]

I woke up yesterday to in the middle of the night and my girl was riding me. I completely freaked out and kinda yelled at her, I was like wtf is going on, she said she was just horny and wanted it and she put a condom on me which I didn’t realize at first. We still did it tho that night but it was fucked up tbh. We talked about it and she said that she didn’t know it was such a big thing for me and it wasn’t a reason to yell at her, I told her well you could’ve waked me up, she just said whatever and we closed the topic. Then I woke up

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Woke up to me riding my girlfriend

 

[Deleted member 11167]

Od kad?

 

[Uglybrazilian]

I see

 

[volcelfatcel]

 

[StrangerDanger]

 

[stewiegriffin]

why would you yell at her for that? I'm assuming she knew you would wake up during it and think it was hot. not like she thought you'd sleep through the whole thing JFL

 

[Deleted member 1003]

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[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

That’s fucked up man I’m sorry for you

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Raped

 

[shrek]

Ok chad

 

[Deleted member 4332]

SHE WAS TRYING TO SPERM JACK YOU. I bet the condom had a hole in it.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So when u woke up and looked down, it was your dog licking you again, uh?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

SHE WAS TRYING TO SPERM JACK YOU. I bet the condom had a hole in it.

stealth its called.

 

[Deleted member 3573]

I'm sure it was sleep paralysis. In b4 I find way to get permanent sleep paralysis of an imaginary woman riding me

 

[mewcoper]

I woke up yesterday to in the middle of the night and my girl was riding me. I completely freaked out and kinda yelled at her, I was like wtf is going on, she said she was just horny and wanted it and she put a condom on me which I didn’t realize at first. We still did it tho that night but it was fucked up tbh. We talked about it and she said that she didn’t know it was such a big thing for me and it wasn’t a reason to yell at her, I told her well you could’ve waked me up, she just said whatever and we closed the topic. Then I woke up

imagine if she broke your dick were you sleep

 

[studiocel]

Women think they are entitled to mens bodies

 

[eduardkoopman]

. Then I woke up

hillarious

 

[Deleted member 1003]

hillarious

 

[sorrowfulsad]

chad

 

[Deleted member 1003]

chad

Ok chad

 

[CupOfCoffee]

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