I would be Chad 800,000 years ago. I would cuck Neanderthals

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Woke up obsessed with Paleontology for some reason. Different obsession every day innit.

Then I started researching shit that boggled my mind. Human beings’ time on earth is so brief compared to the overall lengthy universe. Stars take millions of years to form. Billions of years from our closest star to us…just mind blowing shit that makes me think.

anyway, I looked at Neanderthals.
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On average they were 5’5. Very literally SUBHUMAN. I am more human than them and I am 5’8. So if I was living in the Neanderthal days I’d be a slayer. I’d literally be considered the “tall guy” whenever I show up. People would be like “oh look it’s the tall guy again”. It just amazes me to think that 800,000 years ago I’d be considered tall for my height.

These cucks lived to the age of 40. If I was a Neanderthal I’d be literally the equivalent of like 80 years old right now jfl

Fast forward to today….
Nowadays survival doesn’t matter. Height isn’t a halo because “muh protection”. Height is a halo because it makes girls pussies wet to know they have the tallest man. It’s an ego battle between women.

Same as Hunter eyes. Doesn’t matter if you’ve never hunted shit.

No girl wants a guy with these eyes

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Because he looks weak and ugly…

They seek a hunter eyed Chad. Not for survival but for aesthetics

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Muscles! I've seen tall slender goofy looking eyesores that can't even pull a landwhale. Just because you're tall, that doesn't mean shit. You gotta have them muscles along with hunter eyes, jaw mog, yadda yadda to be Chad. If you're tall with skinny little girly arms, you ain't Chad!
 
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Muscles! I've seen tall slender goofy looking eyesores that can't even pull a landwhale. Just because you're tall, that doesn't mean shit. You gotta have them muscles along with hunter eyes, jaw mog, yadda yadda to be Chad. If you're tall with skinny little girly arms, you ain't Chad!
Those cavesluts don’t even speaka ingles guey!
 
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Where did u go
 
Those cavesluts don’t even speaka ingles guey!
Cavewomen's pussies stunk. Trust me. That was some nasty fucking times. There were no Dr. Teal Bath Soaks back then. Brutal!
 
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average neanderthal
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Imagine having to time travel 800,000 years ago to be a chad
 
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How sad is it that you could only live a chad life amongst neanderthals
 
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Mogged by cro magnon average height of 6 ft
 
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@Thompsonz don't ugh react me you lil punk, speak up and act like a man
 
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@Vermilioncore @Thompsonz keep ugh reacting you little faggots. I own your asses
 
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@Vermilioncore @Thompsonz keep ugh reacting you little faggots. I own your asses
In the caves of the Neanderthal days you would be anally fucked by a club and have your teeth punched out
 
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In the caves of the Neanderthal days you would be anally fucked by a club and have your teeth punched out
Cope. I would be the chief of the tribe and fuck your pregnant wife while you watch
 
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