I would consent to be eaten after I die....

OldRooster

OldRooster

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If I could guarantee I would be eaten by white females under the age of 30.
iu


But the legal system in the US is so fucked up that fat activists and Kangz would sue to change the terms of my will on the grounds that it was discriminatory. And they would end up eating me.

iu
 
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Literally every girl in that pic is a subhuman, damn.. us homo sapien males are screwed. Our toilets are subhuman.
 
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The implication here is that you are sexual aroused by the thought of being eaten.

This makes no sense evolutionarily until you consider that wanting to be eaten would be favorable for the reproduction and transmission of parasites. And parasites, like toxoplasma gondii, are capable of altering the cognitivity and behaviors of hosts.
 
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Literally every girl in that pic is a subhuman, damn.. us homo sapien males are screwed. Our toilets are subhuman.

I've been channeling my inner curry chakra and forcing myself to find her attractive

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I have a faint response.
 
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The pathogenesis of vorarephilia is some form of parasite.
 
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The implication here is that you are sexual aroused by the thought of being eaten.

This makes no sense evolutionarily until you consider that wanting to be eaten would be favorable for the reproduction and transmission of parasites. And parasites, like toxoplasma gondii, are capable of altering the cognitivity and behaviors of hosts.
 
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no one wants to consume your 80 year old plastic ridden flesh

maybe they can grind your body into something akin to fishmeal to feed the farm pigs
 
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no one wants to consume your 80 year old plastic ridden flesh

maybe they can grind your body into something akin to fishmeal to feed the farm pigs
Human meat nowadays is of poor quality due to the amount of PUFAs they feed on.

I’m disgusted by being in the vicinity of most humans, but I’d really like to consume the flesh of a young hunter-gatherer.
 
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I'd rather get eaten by the worms
 
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Human meat nowadays is of poor quality due to the amount of PUFAs they feed on.

I’m disgusted by being in the vicinity of most humans, but I’d really like to consume the flesh of a young hunter-gatherer.
which body part would you go for

I reckon glutes taste the best
 
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which body part would you go for

I reckon glutes taste the best
Not sure how I can predict what would be the best. I’ll go with arms, because I know that’s the best part when I ate chicken.
 
The implication here is that you are sexual aroused by the thought of being eaten.

This makes no sense evolutionarily until you consider that wanting to be eaten would be favorable for the reproduction and transmission of parasites. And parasites, like toxoplasma gondii, are capable of altering the cognitivity and behaviors of hosts.
ekil has returned. welcome back, Mosley
 
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