I would like to thank the Redtards and Zoomers in general for their contribution to the dating world

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

If not for you feminine skinny weak fellas and overweight gamers, masculine bodybuilding men like me would have fewer "fuck me" stares. And the ones that date, more competition. You guys are my heroes! You refuse to attract women, yet you complain about being single. It's weird, but you're still hanging in there. Bravo! Then you feel happy when you see men like me slamming beautiful women on porn sites. Gosh, that means so much to us. Fans are awesome! It keeps our spirits high, and the protein jackhammering into muscle mass.

Thank you all for being you! And like the comic above, don't lift heavy things. It makes no sense to you, and that's okay! If you must appear as us, please get yourself a muscular-printed shirt. Or muscle implants! Not like the women could tell, right?

You guys are awesome! I really mean that.