I would murder a chimp in a fight

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I would kill a chimp

At the very best it is five foot five and 60 kilos

I am 6,2 and 80kg

It’s not some fucking demon

I would kill it in a fight
 
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yo das racist
 
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kill the chimp leader and become king of the chimps
 
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I would kill a chimp

Humans are the superior species
true. Chimps still live in the jungle. while humans built civilisation
 
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wtff bro dont talk about @Blasian-K like that!!
 
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true. Chimps still live in the jungle. while humans built civilisation
There only 1.25 times stronger pound for pound

Humans are taller and heavier

They dont Stand a chance
 
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the chimp would absolutely rape you
 
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the chimp would absolutely rape you
How

I’m heavier stronger taller longer reach

Over hyped

They only maul peole in groups
 
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wouldnt even last 5 seconds with a baby chimp
 
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I’d destroy it

You know nothing
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I would kill a chimp

At the very best it is five foot five and 60 kilos

I am 6,2 and 80kg

It’s not some fucking demon

I would kill it in a fight
no bro no u dont know how strong one is
 
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wtff bro dont talk about @Blasian-K like that!!
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I'm a pacifist against violence. @sonic55555, you should know that.

Also talk nicely to me, please.
I woudl obliterate his pfp
This chimp is fast, agile, and has robust lungs from smoking. Plus a chimpanzee's tensile strength is unworldly compared to a human's.

It might be close, but he'd prevail!
 
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@IronMike he is talking about you
 
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A heavy trained human would beat the shit out of a chimp
These uneducated dogs don’t understand just because something is wild it doesn’t mean the the greatest species to ever walk this planet wouldn’t win
 
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I'm a pacifist against violence. @sonic55555, you should know that.

Also talk nicely to me, please.

This chimp is fast, agile, and has robust lungs from smoking. Plus a chimpanzee's tensile strength is unworldly compared to a human's.

It might be close, but he'd prevail!
Yes talk nicely to blasian K or else !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blackpill:
 
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I would kill a chimp

At the very best it is five foot five and 60 kilos

I am 6,2 and 80kg

It’s not some fucking demon

I would kill it in a fight
no you would not:AYAYAHYPER:
 
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I'm a pacifist against violence. @sonic55555, you should know that.

Also talk nicely to me, please.

This chimp is fast, agile, and has robust lungs from smoking. Plus a chimpanzee's tensile strength is unworldly compared to a human's.

It might be close, but he'd prevail!
1.25 times stronger

I can have up to 40kilos on one

Cope
 
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@Blasian-K dang youre a smoker? Ah I missed the days when I used to smoke ciggies, good times
 
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1.25 times stronger per pound

I am way heavier

+iq+height+reach diff
Is this thread not talking about physical strength alone? Why mention IQ? If we considering our intelligence then edit the thread to say the sky is blue.
 
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These uneducated dogs don’t understand just because something is wild it doesn’t mean the the greatest species to ever walk this planet wouldn’t win
Their bite force is also probably the same level as that of a big dog. If it latches on to your throat then you're obviously fucked. But a chimp biting your arm won't make it split in half
 
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1.25 times stronger

I can have up to 40kilos on one

Cope
it'll bite your face off before you can do anything
 
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Is this thread not talking about physical strength alone? Why mention IQ? If we considering our intelligence then edit the thread to say the sky is blue.
Because a human is smart enough to come up with a strategy to kill the chimp
 
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Is this thread not talking about physical strength alone? Why mention IQ? If we considering our intelligence then edit the thread to say the sky is blue.
In a fight intelligence obviously matter

Tismo
 
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That lil nigga runs at me ima kick the fuck out and it will instantly be braindead
 
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Do you think they're some supernatural species
humans are superior in everything except overall strength, a chimp would maul 99.9% of people, it's proven they fight dirty too, what you doing if it goueges your eyes out and rips your balls off:DankPepe:
 
@Blasian-K dang youre a smoker? Ah I missed the days when I used to smoke ciggies, good times
No, brother, I'm going to quit after this pack. Or right before the fall, you know.

I just be smoking casually that's what I'll call it. Glad you stopped, though, @sonic55555. Fun fact: we lost Walt Disney to lung cancer. He was an avid smoker. Also another fact: he hated chimps (Negros)!
 
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humans are superior in everything except overall strength, a chimp would maul 99.9% of people, it's proven they fight dirty too, what you doing if it goueges your eyes out and rips your balls off:DankPepe:
We do the same

Do u really expect everyone to fight like it’s boxing

Jfl

We are the answer

Our species can kill anything we want
 
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No, brother, I'm going to quit after this pack. Or right before the fall, you know.

I just be smoking casually that's what I'll call it. Glad you stopped, though, @sonic55555. Fun fact: we lost Walt Disney to lung cancer. He was an avid smoker. Also another fact: he hated chimps (Negros)!
Haha well not sure why you gave that info dump but okayyyy
Man I remember smoking cigs oh lawd im still addicted I think and I stopped many years ago

but you have to quit blasiank, quit smoking cigs!! nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
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We do the same

Do u really expect everyone to fight like it’s boxing

Jfl

We are the answer

Our species can kill anything we want
I'm sorry but unless you're prime amdrey smaev you're not winning a chimp in a hands on 1v1
 
80iq not understanding chimp strength and ruthlessness
I understand it fully

You just view humans as the 1st world wimps that’s some are

Humans are just as savage ruthless and cunning
 
I understand it fully

You just view humans as the 1st world wimps that’s some are

Humans are just as savage ruthless and cunning
I'm not saying we aren't ruthless etc, we ARE the superior species, but a chimp is still stronger:feelswhy:, I'm team humans all the way but you have to understand that a fully grown adult chimp would maul you
 
I'm not saying we aren't ruthless etc, we ARE the superior species, but a chimp is still stronger:feelswhy:, I'm team humans all the way but you have to understand that a fully grown adult chimp would maul you
Full grown chimps are around 1.25 times stronger per pound

Not the fucking hulk

Imagine a 5 foot tall 50kg chimp

Who has the strength of a 70kg man
 
Full grown chimps are around 1.25 times stronger per pound

Not the fucking hulk

Imagine a 5 foot tall 50kg chimp

Who has the strength of a 70kg man
bite is 3 times stronger, grip strength is insane. feel free to go fight a chimp
 

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