I would rather drive than have sex

Public transport or using your fucking legs lmao.

And here we go with the typical bullshit. How do you manage to walk back from the grocery store with a full cart? Specially if you have to walk over 1km? It is not possible. Public transportation is also not an option here since there is no connection from here to the grocery store. Stop coping.

And another question, since you talked about walking and puiblic transportation, how about everyone from now on just uses public transportation and their legs in order overcome huge distances? Seriously, just cut out this fucking bullshit already. It is tiresome.

I had this talk over 100 times by now. Do you think you are the first one giving me this nonsense?
 
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And here we go with the typical bullshit. How do you manage to walk back from the grocery store with a full cart? Specially if you have to walk over 1km? It is not possible. Public transportation is also not an option here since there is no connection from here to the grocery store. Stop coping.

And another question, since you talked about walking and puiblic transportation, how about everyone from now on just uses public transportation and their legs in order overcome huge distances? Seriously, just cut out this fucking bullshit already. It is tiresome.

I had this talk over 100 times by now. Do you think you are the first one giving me this nonsense?
Dnr
 
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Cope, you read every single word of it and now you do not know how to respond other than giving typical meme replies like "diDn't rEad xd12btw".
Dna
 
Sadly this is (looksmax.me)

Yes, unfortunately. Now normies are everywhere due to Fakerona. They are bored. You can see it for yourself. They repeat the same bullshit over and over again and they think they are now memeing. Plenty of them are unable to even read 2 sentences and they are hiding themselves behind a screen using bad memes as their replies. Quite pitiful.
 
I’ll never have either. When I was born the doctor looked upon me with great sadness and knew in his heart that this baby he was beholding would suffer endlessly until he eventually ended back up in the hospital 80 years later as a corpse.
 
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Fuck off faggot how am I a normie

Because of this: "MUUUHHH FUCK OFF FAGGOT..." Are you not ashamed of yourself, the way you talk? The way you beheave? You act like a little child.
 
Because of this: "MUUUHHH FUCK OFF FAGGOT..." Are you not ashamed of yourself, the way you talk? The way you beheave? You act like a little child.
No because this is offtopic lmao
 
I’m driving rn with my giga speakers and subwoofer. It’s pretty comfy ngl
 
It is hard, if you are an absolute failure like me
bro remember when i told you im scared of attempting driving school after you drivingpilled me?i went in the middle of nowhere with my dad and he let me drive and ngl its so fucking brutal how cool it is,i learned how to start and accelerate a car how to increase speed with gears,how to break and how to go backwards.he said i have talent for driving so teralifefuel for me ngl but now my question is this,what is the hard part about driving for you?can you at least get the car to advance?
 
There's nothing special about driving. Billions of people do so everyday and anyone can do it. Unlike sex.
 
you need a high sex drive to do both. RIP to all low t-cels.
 
bro remember when i told you im scared of attempting driving school after you drivingpilled me?i went in the middle of nowhere with my dad and he let me drive and ngl its so fucking brutal how cool it is,i learned how to start and accelerate a car how to increase speed with gears,how to break and how to go backwards.he said i have talent for driving so teralifefuel for me ngl but now my question is this,what is the hard part about driving for you?can you at least get the car to advance?

I feel like I am being pranked here. This cannot be reality. But at least you are capable of driving. I on the other hand, I am simply struggling with driving itself. In order to answer your question:
"- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians
- I am also struggling to keep track of my general surroundings
- I am also struggling to keep an eye on pedestrians
- I am struggling to keep track on my speed and everything what is inside the car
- I am struggling to keep an eye to the mirror inside and to the side mirror
- I am struggling to understand the road itself and where it leads to and where I have to turn or not
- I am struggling to indicate my directions
- I also cannot drive properly
- I am also leaning to much of the ride side of the road despite the fact I am trying not to
- I am also trying to think what to do, while simultaneously, I cannot even grasp a proper train of thought
- I am also extremely nervous while driving and if I am being honest here, I am actually afraid of it. I sometimes even have to tear up because of it. It is basically that bad"
 
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There's nothing special about driving. Billions of people do so everyday and anyone can do it. Unlike sex.

Driving is the most important thing. @rightfulcel
 
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Driving is the most important thing. @rightfulcel
Tbh teen love mogs driving, im sorry LastGerman. But driving comes a close second.
 
Tbh teen love mogs driving, im sorry LastGerman. But driving comes a close second.

I am now looking for cars online again. Not being able to drive is a legit curse... Just look at this car:

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It is easily affordable, even for someone like me. The only problem is, I am unabloe to drive. I want to drive so badly.
 
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I feel like I am being pranked here. This cannot be reality. But at least you are capable of driving. I on the other hand, I am simply struggling with driving itself. In order to answer your question:
"- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians
- I am also struggling to keep track of my general surroundings
- I am also struggling to keep an eye on pedestrians
- I am struggling to keep track on my speed and everything what is inside the car
- I am struggling to keep an eye to the mirror inside and to the side mirror
- I am struggling to understand the road itself and where it leads to and where I have to turn or not
- I am struggling to indicate my directions
- I also cannot drive properly
- I am also leaning to much of the ride side of the road despite the fact I am trying not to
- I am also trying to think what to do, while simultaneously, I cannot even grasp a proper train of thought
- I am also extremely nervous while driving and if I am being honest here, I am actually afraid of it. I sometimes even have to tear up because of it. It is basically that bad"
can you elab on the first points?what you mean you are unable to adjust speed?i still havent tried that i think,i just know i can accelerate and break pretty easily,how do i test if i can do that?also im not trolling im being dead serious i just dont want to be cursed by the drivingpill so i ask these things to make sure i dont have the same problems
 
I am now looking for cars online again. Not being able to drive is a legit curse... Just look at this car:

640x480.jpg


It is easily affordable, even for someone like me. The only problem is, I am unabloe to drive. I want to drive so badly.
dont give up bro and relax while driving if you are nervous you gonna mess up
 
can you elab on the first points?what you mean you are unable to adjust speed?

"- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians"

i still havent tried that i think,i just know i can accelerate and break pretty easily,how do i test if i can do that?

It is about momentum and your general surroundings. I am unable to deal with it. I am also unable to hold the momentum of the speed, driving too fast or too slow.
 
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I signed up for driving tests a couple of weeks before my 18th birthday so i can get my DL around the day i turned 18.

Driving isn't that special or hard, it just come naturally.
 
"- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians"



It is about momentum and your general surroundings. I am unable to deal with it. I am also unable to hold the momentum of the speed, driving too fast or too slow.
oh ok are you still trying to learn to drive?
 
oh ok are you still trying to learn to drive?

There is a great misconception. You basically cannot learn how to drive. It is just like walking. Nobody learnt it. People who are capable of driving always say the same thing: "It just comes naturally."
For me, it does not come natural. In fact, I even could not get behind of driving simulation, despite the fact I had 10 hours.
 
There is a great misconception. You basically cannot learn how to drive. It is just like walking. Nobody learnt it. People who are capable of driving always say the same thing: "It just comes naturally."
For me, it does not come natural. In fact, I even could not get behind of driving simulation, despite the fact I had 10 hours.
ofc but some people walk later than others even if it comes naturally maybe you just need some more time unless you have some problems,i read somewhere that some people have spacial awereness issues and whatnot which prevents them from knowing how to drive
 
ofc but some people walk later than others even if it comes naturally maybe you just need some more time unless you have some problems,i read somewhere that some people have spacial awereness issues and whatnot which prevents them from knowing how to drive

Like I said, I already tried it. I did 10 hours of driving simulation after i failed at real driving and I did not get any better.
 
Like I said, I already tried it. I did 10 hours of driving simulation after i failed at real driving and I did not get any better.
i guess my question is have you gave up or not yet?
 
Im serious. Being able to drive is far superior than sex could ever be. The nice steering wheel, the seat, the smell of the car. It cannot be replicated.

Sex is over in 5 minutes

But driving you can do all day
This is very true although i'm speaking from a supermoto perspective
 
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do you still attempt to drive or not?my question is easy bruh

This question is now different becaue you used the word "attempt" - and no, I am currently not going to driving school.
 
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This question is now different becaue you used the word "attempt" - and no, I am currently not going to driving school.
by "have you given up" i obviously meant if you still trying to drive or not
 
by "have you given up" i obviously meant if you still trying to drive or not

The thing is, I cannot "give up" in this regard because it literally never began in the first place. This is how bad I am.
 
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The thing is, I cannot "give up" in this regard because it literally never began in the first place. This is how bad I am.
indeed brutal
 
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@LastGerman
Try this
 
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1614796922501
 
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cant wait to get good at driving
 

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