Ian Somerhalder has the perfect sex appeal archetype

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Every girl would dream to get 🍇 by him.

He looks like a guilty pleasure, he even 🍇 a 17 year old in vampire diaries and none of the fans care jfl
 
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until you realize hes 5'8
 
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Every girl would dream to get 🍇 by him.

He looks like a guilty pleasure, he even 🍇 a 17 year old in vampire diaries and none of the fans care jfl

not when they find out hes 5'7
 
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5”9-5”10 it barely nerfs him either just look at his face

Obv would be ideal if he were 6”4 or smth
barely nerfs? thats the entire reason hes almost an incel except for his status. he looks autistic. if he was 6'5 hed have WAY better chances.
 
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He looks like a gentleman noble honorary man and Ian looks like a piece of shit who’d viciously fuck a foid and treat her awfully

Girls choose Ian
come on man

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barely nerfs? thats the entire reason hes almost an incel except for his status. he looks autistic. if he was 6'5 hed have WAY better chances.
You’re so out of touch with reality it’s insane hop off the forums and touch grass nigga what is this Copium 😂😂

Barely an incel in 2026
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His height is average and even if he was 5”6 he’d get slays easily
 
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barely nerfs? thats the entire reason hes almost an incel except for his status. he looks autistic. if he was 6'5 hed have WAY better chances.
dude ian was never an incel lol, 5’9 is not an incel height lol

incel heights are 5’7 & below
 
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dude ian was never an incel lol, 5’9 is not an incel height lol

incel heights are 5’7 & below
Literally and even if Ian was 5”6 the most that would happen is girls would tease him but still fuck him

They prolly wouldn’t tease him tho out of fear of him killing them because of his dimo and serial killer archetype
 
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dude ian was never an incel lol, 5’9 is not an incel height lol

incel heights are 5’7 & below
exaggerating but you get the point. outside of his status i doubt ian would get much attention. he only looks good in his ultra lighting and perma squinting pics.
 
Looks better but if he took a foid on a date she’d get bored

Compared to if Ian Somerhalder took a foid on a date she’d be terrified that he’s gonna slit her throat. He’s way more dominant and bad boy archetype
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Her heart would be racing the entire time he’s such a guilty pleasure
 
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You’re so out of touch with reality it’s insane hop off the forums and touch grass nigga what is this Copium 😂😂

Barely an incel in 2026
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His height is average and even if he was 5”6 he’d get slays easily
no he wouldnt. face doesnt evoke sexual attraction or if so its minimal compared to height and physique. and ian only has thirst girls because of his role and not his face. he doesnt look good when hes not squinting
 
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Looks better but if he took a foid on a date she’d get bored

Compared to if Ian Somerhalder took a foid on a date she’d be terrified that he’s gonna slit her throat. He’s way more dominant and bad boy archetype
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Hexum dimo is a tier higher, 6'1 vs 5'8, who is really more dominant
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I beg you go outside

Btw I sent that morphs photos to a university to post it as a student introduction and got 200 followers in 30 minutes

U know nothing
you should go outside. have you ever seen any pretty boys ACTUALLY PULL women? and not just getting called pretty? being a fucking twink doesnt pull women stop coping.
 
you should go outside. have you ever seen any pretty boys ACTUALLY PULL women? and not just getting called pretty? being a fucking twink doesnt pull women stop coping.
Good thing pretty boys aren’t twinks

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What a twink he would never get bitches yeah fucking right

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Another twink

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Keep coping
 
YES THEY WOULDNT LMAO. getting called pretty isnt a flex. zero sex appeal. compare this to masculine 6'5 ogres who slay all night 365 days in a year
dimo is important but this is pure Copium
 
dimo is important but this is pure Copium
cope. pretty boys dont slay lmao. zero sex appeal. they would get called pretty sure, but that doesnt mean they would get sexual interest
 
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