Ian Somerhalder has the perfect sex appeal archetype

Resonance said:
nearly nct, why is this nigga glazed so hard?
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he is tall and a very good dimo, thought he mostly only looked good in movies, where his misc got frauded with makeup
 
Resonance said:
exaggerating but you get the point. outside of his status i doubt ian would get much attention. he only looks good in his ultra lighting and perma squinting pics.
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Dude you are coping. He gents thousands of likes and reposts LITERALLY on each ig post he makes and almost every comment is a woman complimenting his looks. Contrary to the robot you have as your pfp who zero female attention online. Ian is just that good looking
 
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Valkyrjaj said:
Dude you are coping. He gents thousands of likes and reposts LITERALLY on each ig post he makes and almost every comment is a woman complimenting his looks. Contrary to the robot you have as your pfp who zero female attention online. Ian is just that good looking
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Omg I didn’t even peep the o’pry pfp is this nigga seriously calling Ian chopped

Opry gets 0 likes on dating apps btw there’s been tons of experiments
 
Valkyrjaj said:
Dude you are coping. He gents thousands of likes and reposts LITERALLY on each ig post he makes and almost every comment is a woman complimenting his looks. Contrary to the robot you have as your pfp who zero female attention online. Ian is just that good looking
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all just women calling him cute and pretty lmao
 
Resonance said:
not when they find out hes 5'7
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Anyguy with a genuinellh good looking face and in the average height range knows a good looking face alone is enough to attract women. One of the saddest realizations in my life was knowing that my body would always be secondary to my face even tho i bust my ass in the gym. Height boosts attractive guys, but doesnt make up the appeal of already attractive guys
 
Valkyrjaj said:
Anyguy with a genuinellh good looking face and in the average height range knows a good looking face alone is enough to attract women. One of the saddest realizations in my life was knowing that my body would always be secondary to my face even tho i bust my ass in the gym. Height boosts attractive guys, but doesnt make up the appeal of already attractive guys
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nah 6'5 mtn mogs avg height chad
 
Resonance said:
all just women calling him cute and pretty lmao
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No it’s quite literally the opposite they call him sexy and hot

Girls only call ugly normies they pity “cute” and they call men they find attractive sexy and hot
 
bIiss said:
Omg I didn’t even peep the o’pry pfp is this nigga seriously calling Ian chopped

Opry gets 0 likes on dating apps btw there’s been tons of experiments
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muh experiments. im on phone rn so i cant do shit. but he was dicksucked by women in his prime lmao. reason why hes top 1 male model. and he was personally hired by white queen taylor swift
 
Resonance said:
its why his eyes are big aswell.
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IMG 4463

stop it man

there is no need to hate on adam

just accept prime vasiliy is the best looking human to ever exist & lets move on
 
Resonance said:
all just women calling him cute and pretty lmao
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Im not gonna say exactly what the women say bc i dont remember. And you are nitpicking here. Seems like you already made up your mind that hes incel bc of his height despite having a gigarare face. Nothing will change your mind, not even reality with the thousands of reposts and likes

And no, hes not the type of guy that gets called cute bc hes very masculine. Women tendo to call those men sexy, fine or hot. Cute is like tom holland lmao
 
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tansel said:
muh under eye support

who cares about dark circles
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not only this:unsure: his orbitals are rounded, his hooding is negative and clearly got UEE
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and from the side you can clearly see his orbital vector is negative and lacks infraorbital rim projection
 
bIiss said:
No it’s quite literally the opposite they call him sexy and hot

Girls only call ugly normies they pity “cute” and they call men they find attractive sexy and hot
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holy shit good casting they mustve hired zero actors over 5'9 for them to still find ian somerhalder attractive. he lowkey lucky he was popular in the 2000s and not now. 5'9 in 2026
 
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Until i walk in
 
Resonance said:
nah 6'5 mtn mogs avg height chad
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We can discuss that all day. I can say mtn is capped at low tier attractive women. Chad can get whatever girl he wants lookswise. Most very attractive women (facially) prioritize face over anything (according to my own life). The lesss attractive ones prioritize height cause they dont have the looks lol..
 
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Resonance said:
holy shit good casting they mustve hired zero actors over 5'9 for them to still find ian somerhalder attractive. he lowkey lucky he was popular in the 2000s and not now. 5'9 in 2026
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Dude just hates on Ian for hating on him :forcedsmile:

What is your problem with Ian brother and being 5'9?
 
Resonance said:
ngl i respect you being this resilient and glazing and dedicating yourself to someone like this
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i will always stand up for vasiliy

the whole world can hate on vas

i will be by his side supporting him
 
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tansel said:
i will always stand up for vasiliy

the whole world can hate on vas

i will be by his side supporting him
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this shit is like what ronaldo vs messi is for normies. i will defend opry and oconnor till my final breath.
 
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This retarded photo of him got 20k repost and over 3000 comments. Almost (prob over 90%) all women. What youre gonna say now? You cant deny reality that women find him attractive
 

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Resonance said:
hes manlet. and hes fucking chopped.
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How is he chopped if women find him attractive?

And how is he manlet if hes average? Are you 5'9 and hate your height? Or, are you very short? Bc you sound like one of those very short guys who hate on others
 
Is FWHR is a little too high to be perfect but he's very close
 
Resonance said:
no he wouldnt. face doesnt evoke sexual attraction or if so its minimal compared to height and physique. and ian only has thirst girls because of his role and not his face. he doesnt look good when hes not squinting
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Are you joking or are you genuinely retarded?
 
Tesarossa said:
until you realize hes 5'8
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Every Chad on vampire diaries was short like 5'9-5'11.

I think to have a handsome face you need to be short, tall guys are usually ugly for some reason and have horse faces.
 
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5'8, show his ears pls
 
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