I’d be more scared if Abraham Lincoln appeared in my room at night than a demon

[Vermilioncore]

Why would I be more scared of Abraham Lincoln or any other old classic lookin ah mofo from the history books appeared in the middle of the night more than if I saw a demon?

 

[JackTheKnife]

He wouldn't care about you.

 

[Vermilioncore]

He wouldn't care about you.

Miserable ah eyeore mofo, why become president if your goofy ah can’t stop crying

 

[JackTheKnife]

Miserable ah eyeore mofo, why become president if your goofy ah can’t stop crying

6'4, handsome, high IQ - in a time where the average man was maybe 5'7 and still crying...

 

[Vermilioncore]

6'4, handsome, high IQ - in a time where the average man was maybe 5'7 and still crying...

The type of mofo that would be wiping tears of sorrow from his eyes as a bitch suckin his dick depressed ah