I'd be the perfect lover

[Harakiri Fellatio]

Like objectively I'd worship the ground they walked on. I'd cook for them. Spoil them in every way possible and listen to everything they said. But because I'm unattractive none of these offerings come off as flattering. They come off as a desperate simp which I am not. Yet I can't help but be loving and people take advantage of it and then kick me down and mock me.

 

[Bojack]

srry not chud enough, just use loa and ascend like the rest of us.

 

[Harakiri Fellatio]

srry not chud enough, just use loa and ascend like the rest of us.

Wtf is loa

 

[Bojack]

Wtf is loa