I’d be the worst person to send to war

[Vermilioncore]

I’d run away and let all my fellow soldiers die in battle due to fear

Or if I was captured I’d tell the enemy whatever they wanna know even if that means they nuke my whole country just so I could survive

 

[Deleted member 85787]

As soon as I get the gun I'd point it at my mouth

 

[asdvek]

 

[heightmaxxing]

Nice try bhai youre still getting drafted

 

[dex0bp]

Me too, I wouldn’t even show up to war I would just stay in the bathroom and goon while my comrades die.

 

[Th3Man]

I would run away, first opportunity I got. Unless the enemy side had foids in their army

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Same with pretty much every BP forum user jfl or gen Z men in general

 

[takethewhitepill]

Same with pretty much every BP forum user jfl or gen Z men in general

I am going to be the ultimate ZOG warrior, I train martial arts and am a very steady hand so I should be a good shot. Pain tolerance is very high and I don't really have any self preservation these days

 

[RXnd]

I’d run away and let all my fellow soldiers die in battle due to fear

Or if I was captured I’d tell the enemy whatever they wanna know even if that means they nuke my whole country just so I could survive

Yeah yeah we all know you would get deployed into some shitskin country and start raping everyone

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yeah yeah we all know you would get deployed into some shitskin country and start raping everyone

Nah not shitskin women though. Theyre too ugly. I’d just start blasting them to death on the spot call of duty typeshit

 

[superpsycho]

id just dodge

not dying for zog

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

I am going to be the ultimate ZOG warrior, I train martial arts and am a very steady hand so I should be a good shot. Pain tolerance is very high and I don't really have any self preservation these days

I'd probably try and fight tbh if it was a choice between conscription and going to jail.

 

[RXnd]

Nah not shitskin women though. Theyre too ugly. I’d just start blasting them to death on the spot call of duty typeshit

Bud that’s exactly why I don’t even trust you with a watergun

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bud that’s exactly why I don’t even trust you with a watergun

Off topic but Do you think Pinocchio loved to fuck with his nose

 

[Vermilioncore]

id just dodge

not dying for zog

Idk what that is sorry I’m not smart or political I just like to play games and drink mountain dew

 

[RXnd]

Off topic but Do you think Pinocchio loved to fuck with his nose

Yeah and since he was a boy woman kept asking if he’s 18 while he had his shit filled snozzer in their asshole and he lied so his nose kept growing type shit

 

[The Grinch]

Me too, I wouldn’t even show up to war I would just stay in the bathroom and goon while my comrades die.

The other soldiers would shoot you in the head if they found out.

 

[dex0bp]

The other soldiers would shoot you in the head if they found out.

 

[Xangsane is SHIT]

I'd just act psycho until they took me home and then apply for veteran disability checks

 

[Neucher]

you'd be the guy with pepe stickers on their gun