ideal archetype for college slaying

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a 6'6 250lb lean rich trust fund WASP chadlite (chad is too uncanny/intimidating) guy with blue/green eyes and dark hair, a modern mullet, who does bag, zyns/snus, golf, rugby, football, lacrosse or hockey, in a top frat, spends spring break in cancun/punta cana and summers in st tropez/mallorca/mykonos and winters in aspen/st moritz
 
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Frat

That’s it

fratmaxxed ltns fuck htbs
 
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nice fanfiction bro
 
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Frat

That’s it

fratmaxxed ltns fuck htbs
not true, you still need to be 6'1+ and HTN+ (by normie standards not autistic PSL standards where brad pitt is HTN) to slay consistently even with top frat halo

you can slay LTB groupies and ethnic bops as a below average white frat guy tho (5'10 170lb MTN)
 
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not true, you still need to be 6'1+ and HTN+ (by normie standards not autistic PSL standards where brad pitt is HTN) to slay consistently even with top frat halo

you can slay LTB groupies and ethnic bops as a below average white frat guy tho (5'10 170lb MTN)
Ltns fuck htb at my school every day
 
Ltns fuck htb at my school every day
LTNs compared to the male models you see on this forum perhaps

i get rated MTN by autistic indians here
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If that ain’t Larp and is rlly u

Textbook mtn
this isn't him

or if it is him he's severely autistic and writes larp posts all day
 
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Bud was fantasizing about his dream guy
he does this every thread

just starts randomly describing some hypothetical guy's cock down to every throbbing vein

he's flaming
 
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a 6'6 250lb lean rich trust fund WASP chadlite (chad is too uncanny/intimidating) guy with blue/green eyes and dark hair, a modern mullet, who does bag, zyns/snus, golf, rugby, football, lacrosse or hockey, in a top frat, spends spring break in cancun/punta cana and summers in st tropez/mallorca/mykonos and winters in aspen/st moritz
don’t think it matters. Even a random wasian htn frat boy would do fine lol. There was a guy here who was just average height and barely scratched mtn and he did extremely good
 
don’t think it matters. Even a random wasian htn frat boy would do fine lol. There was a guy here who was just average height and barely scratched mtn and he did extremely good
i mog you
 
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a 6'6 250lb lean rich trust fund WASP chadlite (chad is too uncanny/intimidating) guy with blue/green eyes and dark hair, a modern mullet, who does bag, zyns/snus, golf, rugby, football, lacrosse or hockey, in a top frat, spends spring break in cancun/punta cana and summers in st tropez/mallorca/mykonos and winters in aspen/st moritz
Be white and be extroverted and :lul: boom
 
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would you rather be 5'7 or ltn
 
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Why does he do that
Whats the point of making multiple alts to larp as someone else
I can understand it. I also do "larp" sometimes. It can be funny, you don't harm anyone. Whenever I larp and users buy it, I can't hold my laughter.
@optimisticzoomer @Looks over NT @Jason Voorhees
 
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if u have a mullet your legit a faggot , im sorry but its the truth
 
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frat pill is insane

people who don't know what im talking bout obv do not go to college
 
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frat pill is insane

people who don't know what im talking bout obv do not go to college
Literally js be white neurotypical and in a frat and u can fuck any bitch u want in college
 
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Literally js be white neurotypical and in a frat and u can fuck any bitch u want in college
exactly


u basically enter god status in college if u are tall+ good looking on top of being fratmaxxed + ultra nt
 
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I can understand it. I also do "larp" sometimes. It can be funny, you don't harm anyone. Whenever I larp and users buy it, I can't hold my laughter.
@optimisticzoomer @Looks over NT @Jason Voorhees
Can mods not ban him?
 
a 6'6 250lb lean rich trust fund WASP chadlite (chad is too uncanny/intimidating) guy with blue/green eyes and dark hair, a modern mullet, who does bag, zyns/snus, golf, rugby, football, lacrosse or hockey, in a top frat, spends spring break in cancun/punta cana and summers in st tropez/mallorca/mykonos and winters in aspen/st moritz
Are u a faggot? This is literally something a white girl dreams of, I don’t know why YOU as a man are fantasizing about it. Also based on your own description this is just a European culture influenced man who’s a chad, or a performative male chad :lul::lul::lul:
 
a 6'6 250lb lean rich trust fund WASP chadlite (chad is too uncanny/intimidating) guy with blue/green eyes and dark hair, a modern mullet, who does bag, zyns/snus, golf, rugby, football, lacrosse or hockey, in a top frat, spends spring break in cancun/punta cana and summers in st tropez/mallorca/mykonos and winters in aspen/st moritz
college athletes in general are statusmaxxed in general
 

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