Ideal Lifestyle (Goatis Style)

[asdvek]

2 PM - Wake Up Naturally

No alarm or any slave shit. You wake up whenever you want. Your body sleeps as much as it needs.

2:01 PM - Sunlight

Immediately go outside in your forest house, and get some sunlight while being bare naked.

2:06 PM - Breakfast of Raw Animal Foods

Eat a simple yet nourishing meal of
-Raw cow liver
-Cow blood
-6 Raw Egg Yolks

Eat this meal out in the sun.

2:06 - 6:30 Sunbathing Time

Sunbathe fully naked everyday.

4:30 - Lunch in the sun

-6 Raw Egg Yolks
-Raw Heart
-2 pieces of raw ribeye steak

5:30 - Dinner

-10 raw egg yolks
-Raw liver from a bull
-750ml raw milk
-Cow blood
-Bison meat

6:30 - Sleep

Enjoy a good nights sleep. Preferably in the woods under moonlight.

 

[trench]

boring im gonna keep eating goyslop and playing video games

 

[asdvek]

boring im gonna keep eating goyslop and playing video games

Slave. You're a slave of society.

 

[Snicket]

2 PM - Wake Up Naturally

No alarm or any slave shit. You wake up whenever you want. Your body sleeps as much as it needs.

2:01 PM - Sunlight

Immediately go outside in your forest house, and get some sunlight while being bare naked.

2:06 PM - Breakfast of Raw Animal Foods

Eat a simple yet nourishing meal of
-Raw cow liver
-Cow blood
-6 Raw Egg Yolks

Eat this meal out in the sun.

2:06 - 6:30 Sunbathing Time

Sunbathe fully naked everyday.

4:30 - Lunch in the sun

-6 Raw Egg Yolks
-Raw Heart
-2 pieces of raw ribeye steak

5:30 - Dinner

-10 raw egg yolks
-Raw liver from a bull
-750ml raw milk
-Cow blood
-Bison meat

6:30 - Sleep

Enjoy a good nights sleep. Preferably in the woods under moonlight.

Goatis brain rot.

 

[Petsmart]

the menu sounds fucking trash, a man cannot live without a medium rare new york strip

 

[veggiedietcell]

2 PM - Wake Up Naturally

No alarm or any slave shit. You wake up whenever you want. Your body sleeps as much as it needs.

2:01 PM - Sunlight

Immediately go outside in your forest house, and get some sunlight while being bare naked.

2:06 PM - Breakfast of Raw Animal Foods

Eat a simple yet nourishing meal of
-Raw cow liver
-Cow blood
-6 Raw Egg Yolks

Eat this meal out in the sun.

2:06 - 6:30 Sunbathing Time

Sunbathe fully naked everyday.

4:30 - Lunch in the sun

-6 Raw Egg Yolks
-Raw Heart
-2 pieces of raw ribeye steak

5:30 - Dinner

-10 raw egg yolks
-Raw liver from a bull
-750ml raw milk
-Cow blood
-Bison meat

6:30 - Sleep

Enjoy a good nights sleep. Preferably in the woods under moonlight.

6:30 pm to 2:00 pm sleep, isnt it too much?

 

[asdvek]

6:30 pm to 2:00 pm sleep, isnt it too much?

Silence, slave.

 

[LegendaryKennen]

Goatis brainrot.

 

[Aviddegree40571]

2 PM - Wake Up Naturally

No alarm or any slave shit. You wake up whenever you want. Your body sleeps as much as it needs.

2:01 PM - Sunlight

Immediately go outside in your forest house, and get some sunlight while being bare naked.

2:06 PM - Breakfast of Raw Animal Foods

Eat a simple yet nourishing meal of
-Raw cow liver
-Cow blood
-6 Raw Egg Yolks

Eat this meal out in the sun.

2:06 - 6:30 Sunbathing Time

Sunbathe fully naked everyday.

4:30 - Lunch in the sun

-6 Raw Egg Yolks
-Raw Heart
-2 pieces of raw ribeye steak

5:30 - Dinner

-10 raw egg yolks
-Raw liver from a bull
-750ml raw milk
-Cow blood
-Bison meat

6:30 - Sleep

Enjoy a good nights sleep. Preferably in the woods under moonlight.

Doesnt that faggot eat fast food aswell

 

[swt]

you have no idea what it is to live in nature

 

[veggiedietcell]

Silence, slave.

Jfl at ur iq, if u eat healthy u don’t need that much sleep

 

[h111]

Please tell me its a joke

 

[Neucher]

This plan presents a very unconventional lifestyle. Here's a breakdown of potential pros and cons, leading to an overall rating:
Potential Pros:
* Unrestricted Sleep: Waking up naturally can align with your body's natural rhythms, potentially leading to better rest and reduced stress associated with alarms.
* Sunlight Exposure: Sunlight is crucial for Vitamin D production, which plays a vital role in various bodily functions.
* Nutrient-Dense Foods (Potentially): Raw animal organs like liver and heart are indeed very nutrient-dense, packed with vitamins and minerals. Raw egg yolks also contain beneficial fats and nutrients.
* Minimal Processing: Eating raw foods eliminates the potential loss of nutrients that can occur during cooking.
* Connection with Nature: Spending time outdoors, especially naked, can foster a sense of connection with nature and potentially be grounding.
Significant Cons and Concerns:
* Food Safety Risks: Consuming raw animal products carries a significant risk of foodborne illnesses from bacteria like Salmonella, E. coli, and Campylobacter, as well as parasites. This can lead to severe health complications and is generally discouraged by health authorities.
* Nutritional Imbalances: While the foods are nutrient-dense, this diet appears to lack fiber, Vitamin C, and potentially other essential nutrients found in fruits, vegetables, and properly cooked grains. Relying solely on animal products can lead to deficiencies over time.
* Sun Exposure Risks: Prolonged, unprotected sunbathing significantly increases the risk of skin cancer, premature aging, and sunburn. The amount of sun exposure in this plan (multiple hours daily) is excessive and dangerous.
* Social Isolation and Practicality: This lifestyle is highly unconventional and could lead to social isolation. Obtaining a consistent supply of high-quality, raw animal organs and blood might be difficult and expensive. Sleeping outdoors exposes you to the elements, insects, and potential dangers.
* Lack of Scientific Evidence: There is no scientific consensus supporting the health benefits of a diet consisting solely of raw animal products. Mainstream nutritional guidelines emphasize a balanced diet with cooked and raw foods from various sources.
* Potential for Nutrient Toxicity: Consuming large amounts of certain raw animal organs, like liver, can lead to vitamin A toxicity.
Overall Rating:
Considering the significant health risks associated with the raw food diet and excessive sun exposure, along with the practical challenges and lack of scientific support, this plan would be rated very low.
Rating: 1/5
Reasoning: While some aspects like natural waking and sunlight exposure have potential benefits in moderation, the core elements of this plan – the exclusive raw animal diet and extreme sunbathing – pose serious health risks that far outweigh any perceived advantages. This lifestyle is not recommended and could be detrimental to one's health and well-being.

 

[UWILLNEVERKNOW8]

2 PM - Wake Up Naturally

No alarm or any slave shit. You wake up whenever you want. Your body sleeps as much as it needs.

2:01 PM - Sunlight

Immediately go outside in your forest house, and get some sunlight while being bare naked.

2:06 PM - Breakfast of Raw Animal Foods

Eat a simple yet nourishing meal of
-Raw cow liver
-Cow blood
-6 Raw Egg Yolks

Eat this meal out in the sun.

2:06 - 6:30 Sunbathing Time

Sunbathe fully naked everyday.

4:30 - Lunch in the sun

-6 Raw Egg Yolks
-Raw Heart
-2 pieces of raw ribeye steak

5:30 - Dinner

-10 raw egg yolks
-Raw liver from a bull
-750ml raw milk
-Cow blood
-Bison meat

6:30 - Sleep

Enjoy a good nights sleep. Preferably in the woods under moonlight.

The fast i saw goatis name I already know thats a shit thread