Ideal Teen Life (brutal suifuel)

[prettyboislime]

This is what the ideal adolescent life looks like, illustrated by me. You’re welcome.


Don’t cope, watch the full thing and see what you missed out on…



• Sneaking out to go to parties at 2 am since 13 years old

• Sneaking out with the boys and scoopin biddies since 13 years old

• Goin to ragers, partying and slaying biddies since 13

• Driving to other states with your friends and fucking around

• Picking up (and getting picked up) by prime JB sneaky links and fuckin in da car

• Having LTR with prime jbs who are mercilessly in love with you

(notice how i’m on facetime with another hot prime jb while this one cries, and spoiler alert, da bitch came back after getting cheated on like 10 times, merciless)





• Makin bread wit da boys

• Chill by a bonfire at a lake spot with only ur bros, drinks, and hot biddies

• Exploring abandoned shit with your friends

If you have done less than 5 of these, congratulations, you completely wasted the prime years of your life, and not only will you never get a chance to make up for these crucial and developmental social moments, but you will never even experience life the same way, the mood and general tone of life completely change after high school and all the innocence and naïvety and hope that people have will be gone. You will never experience even a fraction of the emotion love carried during adolescence. You feel completely different towards life, love, and people, and you live in a world that only throws more and more brutal blackpills at your face.


Maybe if u go to a party college in the USA there is hope, but still, the innocence and naivety of adolescence just isn’t there in college anymore. It’s different.

 

[FascisstChad]

Not Nessman, so false.

 

[prettyboislime]

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[prettyboislime]

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[Deleted member 15099]

I wanna kill myself

 

[prettyboislime]

I wanna kill myself

Just gymcel and ascend in college bro!

 

[prettyboislime]

This is all a very average experience albeit not by 13 maybe 14-16. Why is this “ideal”?

Because most motherfuckers here are virgin aspies in their 20s and 30s and have never even held hands with a woman

You want me to believe they were popular kids, traveling around the states and slaying in high school?

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Keep coping faggot. Gandy didn't lose his virginity until 21.

 

[prettyboislime]

For this website sure. Not to the general population though.

Good thing this post is made for forum users and not general population dimwit

 

[prettyboislime]

Keep coping faggot. Gandy didn't lose his virginity until 21.

That’s why he is mentally fucked, even at 8 psl he wasn’t happy with his looks, it’s because of lack of validation in adolescence

He would tell you himself

 

[Deleted member 15099]

This is all a very average experience albeit not by 13 maybe 14-16. Why is this “ideal”?

People who think this is the pinnacle of life likely had mental health issues preventing them from doing this (severe social anxiety, autism)

This is not an average experience lol, maybe for white suburban kids in southern california

 

[prettyboislime]

This is not an average experience lol, maybe for white suburban kids in southern california

nigga is coping like fuck, he hasn’t left his room in years trying to looksmax in order to try and achieve this life tbh..

 

[mogstar]

I care ngl

 

[prettyboislime]

i mean I am white in suburbs in california- so fair enough lol maybe my perspective is skewed. i am literally way less NT than most IRL and I have done all these things.

you are a white kid in california suburbs, the most active city in the most active country in the world. u are not living average life moron. even then i doubt you did everything

 

[Jagged0]

If you aren't sneaking out trying different drugs and slaying jbs you haven't lived even if you ascend later on you'll forever be larping about your age on tinder yubo trying to cling to your lost youth

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Zzzz

 

[mogstar]

Istg Bro 99% of ur threads are brags

 

[Deleted member 12484]

i hit puberty at 17

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I care ngl

gege

 

[Deleted member 5189]

i hit puberty at 17

Looksmaxed GigaChad
195 cm 131 iq

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Unfortunately this is only possible for mulattos.

 

[Deleted member 12484]

Looksmaxed GigaChad
195 cm 131 iq

my phone is broken so i cant show full height pic but here you go mr.fastbanana

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Isn't this pretty normal of a teen life. Reads like a post on r/tall meant to flex on short niggas

 

[prettyboislime]

Did all this albeit at 15. And any girl I actually got with has been pretty low tier.

Yea to NV a couple of times.

Ive fucked 1 JB in my car before at 4am.

Done once

Never did this, GF broke up with me and didnt come back.

Yea but no toting

I have done this 10+ times

Did this a couple times

@prettyboislime there is my analysis. also I consider myself to have had a bad HS experience. lots of times while doing this i was still the punching bag of the group.

Bro, if ur fucking ugly ass girls and driving to the state next door, idgaf, this shit isn’t even comparable jfl i’m not even trying to sound boastful

 

[ropemax]

Normal life for california kids without parents

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Because most motherfuckers here are virgin aspies in their 20s and 30s and have never even held hands with a woman

You want me to believe they were popular kids, traveling around the states and slaying in high school?

Honestly we have all down this but then again I can only speak for myself and my mates it must suck for the aspies here OH WELL

 

[getra]

How did you even end up here

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Isn't this pretty normal of a teen life. Reads like a post on r/tall meant to flex on short niggas

Not even close

 

[Deleted member 7725]

This is completely normal teenage life for NT normie+ high schoolers, especially those who played sports. The only people who didn't experience this were non-NT weirdos (99% of this site's userbase) or uglies.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Dude experienced what most people won't experience in their entire lifetime, brutal.

I enjoyed reading this thread.

 

[prettyboislime]

This is completely normal teenage life for NT normie+ high schoolers, especially those who played sports. The only people who didn't experience this were non-NT weirdos (99% of this site's userbase) or uglies.

When did i ask bro. Ur one of the non nt weirdos. Ur 6’7 talmbout height falio and shit jfl. stop the copes brocel it’s enough

 

[Deleted member 7725]

When did i ask bro. Ur one of the non nt weirdos. Ur 6’7 talmbout height falio and shit jfl. stop the copes brocel it’s enough

I'm not non-NT. I'll beat you bitch ass up boy watch ur mouth.

 

[Xangsane]

Muslimcel problems

 

[prettyboislime]

Istg Bro 99% of ur threads are brags

i’ve made like 3 “brag” threads in my entire looksmax career

This isn’t even brag, it’s pretty much educational content for these outcasted ass niggæ.

Without me they wouldn’t even know what the real world looks like

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Muslimcel problems

Legit we cant get away with the sexual shit but those other things are fine tbh

 

[oatmeal]

Without me they wouldn’t even know what the real world looks like

r u sure that this is the real world?

look i understand you had a good social life as a teenager, in a good country and such. but the world is more complicated and expansive than you think, even in those years.

this isn't the real world, this is just the world when you have nothing to be accountable for. and is that really ideal? i don't think it is personally. @Warlow

 

[prettyboislime]

r u sure that this is the real world?

look i understand you had a good social life as a teenager, in a good country and such. but the world is more complicated and expansive than you think, even in those years.

this isn't the real world, this is just the world when you have nothing to be accountable for. and is that really ideal? i don't think it is personally. @Warlow

ngl, dnrd, i’m too high and tired for dat shit. but these niggas are always talking about teen love, slaying in teens and shit, but have never experienced it, so here i am providing useful information to people that want it.

If you are jealous and/or offended by it for whatever reason, feel free to click off. You won’t offend me.

That goes for anyone going against me itt, not just you.

 

[Copeful]

The only people who didn't experience this were non-NT weirdos (99% of this site's userbase) or uglies.

Or people that had to work to support their families/other related obligations and barely had time to do their schoolwork let alone have a rich social life
not everyone is born into a position of privilege believe it or not

I'm not non-NT.

You claim to be unable to get a job due to your FACE
you're the furthest thing from nt lmao

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Or people that had to work to support their families/other related obligations and barely had time to do their schoolwork let alone have a rich social life
not everyone is born into a position of privilege believe it or not

You claim to be unable to get a job due to your FACE
you're the furthest thing from nt lmao

Massive cope. "muh I had to work to support my family" stfu faggot. If you were cool and got invited to shit you would've went. Enough with this privilege shit.

I'm completely NT. Yes, I can't get a high paying job due to my face.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

r u sure that this is the real world?

look i understand you had a good social life as a teenager, in a good country and such. but the world is more complicated and expansive than you think, even in those years.

this isn't the real world, this is just the world when you have nothing to be accountable for. and is that really ideal? i don't think it is personally. @Warlow

Doesn't the userbase mostly consist of teenagers who live in wealthy nations? This is the real world for them. And not having to be held accountable for anything is definitely ideal.

Source: used to be younger with 0 obligations, now I'm older with obligations.

 

[Copeful]

Massive cope. "muh I had to work to support my family" stfu faggot. If you were cool and got invited to shit you would've went. Enough with this privilege shit.

I'm completely NT. Yes, I can't get a high paying job due to my face

nah your wrong

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Mirin hard . I’m 16 and haven’t talked to a girl ever and have never had friends. I measure my height almost everyday while you slay jbs, and have fun with friends like a high school movie.

Wanna be friends?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Sure broseph

Now you can't say you don't have friends anymore

 

[Deleted member 7725]

nah your wrong

No I'm right.

 

[Copeful]

No I'm right.

impossible not to be when your a multi-millionaire hacker computer whiz 150 iq genius who also happens to be charismatic and incredibly outgoing

 

[turkproducer]

can’t believe there are people who graduated hs and uni without slaying a girl, making friends, trying anything new

feels good to have memories of fucking around. could never be me

 

[Brian Peppers]

Gandy didn't lose his v card until 21?

That tells me more about living in Britain than some ineptitude on Gandy's behalf. If he was russian or Ukrainian he would've been fucking JB at 13.

 

[ropemax]

Gandy didn't lose his v card until 21?

That tells me more about living in Britain than some ineptitude on Gandy's behalf. If he was russian or Ukrainian he would've been fucking JB at 13.

Brits start shagging at 11

 

[Warlow]

r u sure that this is the real world?

look i understand you had a good social life as a teenager, in a good country and such. but the world is more complicated and expansive than you think, even in those years.

this isn't the real world, this is just the world when you have nothing to be accountable for. and is that really ideal? i don't think it is personally. @Warlow

life is a spectrum

 

[Deleted member 4430]

I'm completely NT