If a genie lets you live 3 years as a gigachad but then you will have to go 30 years to jail, would you accept?

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If not, mention the maximum number of jail years that would make you reconsider the decision (serious answers, not answers like 1 year)
 
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So, isn't LDARing the same as jail? At least this way you get to experience the chad life and then have some people to talk to in jail instead of talking to the walls in your room.
Of course, this post is meant for satire, and assumes you're a strong man. If you're a weak beta sissy, then you'll be raped ten times a day by bbc inmates.
 
where is the gigachad? i only see a goofy lanklet
 
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where is the gigachad? i only see a goofy lanklet
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And anw that pic is more to imagine what kind of girl you will be having, not being that specific man.
 
So, isn't LDARing the same as jail? At least this way you get to experience the chad life and then have some people to talk to in jail instead of talking to the walls in your room.
Of course, this post is meant for satire, and assumes you're a strong man. If you're a weak beta sissy, then you'll be raped ten times a day by bbc inmates.
no point in wasting your life for 3 good years if you can ascend

average human life span in developed countries is around 80 years, that's 3,75% of your whole life, if you're white and at least 5'7 there's full hope
 
no point in wasting your life for 3 good years if you can ascend

average human life span in developed countries is around 80 years, that's 3,75% of your whole life, if you're white and at least 5'7 there's full hope

Yeah, but you will NEVER ascend to gigachad (not even chad). Even if you ascend to chadlite, your life will not even be 1% close to that of gigachad. Hence the huge tradeoff in jail years.
And, life is over after (if I'm being generous) 35. What's the point of living till 80? You will be dead inside anyway. (Only copers can make it that far; but I assume on this forum there's barely any hobby/religion/money copers)

Of course, I will also reject this offer because I would rather die than go 1 day to prison. But I thought it might be an interesting scenario and see if some people here are actually willing to take it.
 
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Yeah, but you will NEVER ascend to gigachad (not even chad), hence the huge tradeoff. Even if you ascend to chadlite, your life will not even be 1% close to that of gigachad.
And, life is over after (if I'm being generous) 35. What's the point of living till 80? You will be dead inside anyway.

Of course, I will also reject this offer because I would rather die than go 1 day to prison. But I thought it might be an interesting scenario and see if some people here are actually willing to take it.
fair points tbh
 

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