If A Girl Told One Of Your Friends That She Likes You, What’s The First Thing You Would Do?

[PseudoMaxxer]

After jerking off you coomer…

Me, i’m acting like i don’t know until something happens (like we are left alone at a party) and then go crazy on her ass

 

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[PseudoMaxxer]

b

 

[Foreverbrad]

Wonder how the fuck this happened since I don’t have friends and never interact with girls beyond tinder.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

b

 

[Lefty Rankin]

After jerking off you coomer…

Me, i’m acting like i don’t know until something happens (like we are left alone at a party) and then go crazy on her ass

I'd find her immediately and break into song while dancing.

"Hey pretty girl better check yourself. A guy like me could be good for your health. If ya wanna be with me just take my hand. But just know there are things you need to understand. I'm a real bad boy and I do bad things. I cuss real loud and I blow smoke rings. A mother heckin bad butt is what I am. If that's what you can handle then I'll be your man."