If a stripper was giving you a dance and let you suck her tiddy, would you?

[FrothySolutions]

I'm reading a story/review from this guy who went to a strip club in my area, he got a dance at a particularly high mileage club and the dancer offered her breast to him. He sucked it. And milk came out.

 

[Ferrari worthy]

I'm reading a story/review from this guy who went to a strip club in my area, he got a dance at a particularly high mileage club and the dancer offered her breast to him. He sucked it. And milk came out.

yes bro

 

[FrothySolutions]

yes bro

Bearing in mind that milk might come out?

 

[Thushespokeofit]

Bearing in mind that milk might come out?

Breast milk is nutritious

 

[FrothySolutions]

Breast milk is nutritious

If a woman was to surprise me with breast milk, that would fuck me up mentally.

 

[Ferrari worthy]

Bearing in mind that milk might come out?

idc, that would make it hotter

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

Kinda pisses me off to think a whore like that has a right to raise a child

 

[Thushespokeofit]

If a woman was to surprise me with breast milk, that would fuck me up mentally.

No bro free fresh organic breast milk

 

[Deleted member 773]

I would bro

 

[Ferrari worthy]

I would bro

 

[Insomniac]

milks me

 

[Ferrari worthy]

milks me

 

[fauxfox]

sounds like a good way to get some freaky disease

 

[FrothySolutions]

sounds like a good way to get some freaky disease

Wouldn't her baby get that disease then?

Then again, if it's already in the milk, wouldn't it already be in the baby?

 

[Krezo]

im.m a rretard

 

[Ferrari worthy]

im.m a rretard

same tbh

 

[Krezo]

same tbh

tbh

 

[SikKunt]

sounds like a good way to get some freaky disease

Y?

 

[Cretinous]

Ive been to a strip club precisely twice in my life and never again because i realized early on its a total scam aimed at low SMV normies who are so starved for female physical affection that they get drunk off it. Best case scenario the stripper dry humps you until you blow your load, that was in the good old days. These days, nope. You leave with an erection and a bunch of other dudes with blue balls, and then most of you will try to sneakily split up so you can go fuck a prostitute or go to a brothel, and then you think, well shit why didnt I just go to the brothel in the first place??

The Thai model is so much superior: you pay to fuck the girl, cum in her mouth and all, not just get excited about groping tits like you're 12 years old.

 

[SikKunt]

Thai model

you pay to fuck the girl

Wouldn't be so sure about that

 

[Cretinous]

Wouldn't be so sure about that

Ive fucked ladyboys before, you can always tell and anyone who pretends they got "tricked" is full of shit. Besides its not something that is secretive in thai culture, you ask a lb if she is a lb and she will tell you straight up.

 

[SikKunt]

Ive fucked ladyboys before

bro..

you ask a lb if she is a lb and she will tell you straight up.

True

 

[Deleted member 439]

i would

 

[Krezo]

Ive fucked ladyboys before,

elab.

 

[Cretinous]

elab.

I was in thailand and on trenbolone and testosterone. I was an extremely horny fucker and no matter what anyone tries to tell you, if you hang around in the thailand sex scene for long enough, you will eventually become bored from regular girls and start fucking ladyboys, guaranteed. If you're on drugs like trenbolone, well thats just like pouring kerosene on a fire.

 

[Einon]

Why not?

 

[Krezo]

i just want to have a coke fueled orgy with some sluts. i am craving all things hedonistic atm

 

[Socrates]

major cope

 

[FrothySolutions]

Ive been to a strip club precisely twice in my life and never again because i realized early on its a total scam aimed at low SMV normies who are so starved for female physical affection that they get drunk off it. Best case scenario the stripper dry humps you until you blow your load, that was in the good old days. These days, nope. You leave with an erection and a bunch of other dudes with blue balls, and then most of you will try to sneakily split up so you can go fuck a prostitute or go to a brothel, and then you think, well shit why didnt I just go to the brothel in the first place??

The Thai model is so much superior: you pay to fuck the girl, cum in her mouth and all, not just get excited about groping tits like you're 12 years old.

But I'm talking about a guy who got to suck the breasts of a stripper. That's mileage.

I was in thailand and on trenbolone and testosterone. I was an extremely horny fucker and no matter what anyone tries to tell you, if you hang around in the thailand sex scene for long enough, you will eventually become bored from regular girls and start fucking ladyboys, guaranteed. If you're on drugs like trenbolone, well thats just like pouring kerosene on a fire.

The mods might not like you talking about fucking transgendereds.

 

[rockndogs]

no i hate women

 

[Cretinous]

But I'm talking about a guy who got to suck the breasts of a stripper. That's mileage.



The mods might not like you talking about fucking transgendereds.

right. the point is: in good countries where real people still live instead of NPCs, you take the stripper off the stage and go to a room and do whatever you like, including sucking her milky titties if thats really your thing. In shit countries, like 1st world retardation where a stripper considers herself a temporarily embarrassed pop star, you pay a quarter of your rent to be begrudgingly let mouth the fake teats of some college girl with a coke habit while a fat thug stares a hole in your head from across the club. Why does anyone do this, and not just cut out the middleman? Why are strip clubs profitable ventures? Because they were told it is the thing for men to do, like a bunch of other things men get suckered into doing because they think it makes them men.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

right. the point is: in good countries where real people still live instead of NPCs, you take the stripper off the stage and go to a room and do whatever you like, including sucking her milky titties if thats really your thing. In shit countries, like 1st world retardation where a stripper considers herself a temporarily embarrassed pop star, you pay a quarter of your rent to be begrudgingly let mouth the fake teats of some college girl with a coke habit while a fat thug stares a hole in your head from across the club. Why does anyone do this, and not just cut out the middleman? Why are strip clubs profitable ventures? Because they were told it is the thing for men to do, like a bunch of other things men get suckered into doing because they think it makes them men.

Strip clubs are such bullshit. I don’t know how they exist in the age of porn and cam girls.

 

[Deleted member 1553]

Yes bro. I would also bring a bottle so I could bring the milk home to drink later. Her child could also help out milking her.

 

[BrettyBoy]

im.m a rretard

XD

 

[Ritalincel]

Armenian Dry Socket
A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."
"Holy crap! For what?!"
"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."
"Wow. How will she make money now?"
by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

 

[BrettyBoy]

Armenian Dry Socket
A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."
"Holy crap! For what?!"
"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."
"Wow. How will she make money now?"
by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

XD

 

[Insomniac]

Armenian Dry Socket
A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."
"Holy crap! For what?!"
"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."
"Wow. How will she make money now?"
by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

My life mission is now to give a foid an Armenian dry socket tbh

 

[George]

no man

 

[Currycellmate]

I'm reading a story/review from this guy who went to a strip club in my area, he got a dance at a particularly high mileage club and the dancer offered her breast to him. He sucked it. And milk came out.

Milks me.