if at least 3 of these apply to you, you are an idiot

[Primalsplit]

9/11 was an inside job.

 

[Aspiemogger]

takes 10 seconds to go through the list assuming you are not intellectually challenged

but i know you're just trying to farm reps from like-minded users

Actually takes close to a minute to fully read the list

 

[alpha_provider]

"I'm finally starting to realize why everyone's always hated the jews so much"
- (a guy whose uninitiated rant about jews:days spent alive ratio is 1.5+)

if severe retardation was a grammatical structure

and there's the same thing going on with niggers and homos (usually coming from these same people). ridiculous

 

[alpha_provider]

9/11 was an inside job.

the more of a loser someone is, the more likely they are going to have to cope by believing they know more about something/everything than the average person. the irony is, this type of "takes" is way more prevalent than their mainstream version, it's just that idiots spouting them are too far behind the average person to realize it. you know you're talking to one when they comment on nearly anything with "it's fake, dude" followed by a proud look into the distance, like they said something unfathomably controversial and deep

 

[Primalsplit]

the more of a loser someone is, the more likely they are going to have to cope by believing they know more about something/everything than the average person. the irony is, this type of "takes" is way more prevalent than their mainstream version, it's just that idiots spouting them are too far behind the average person to realize it. you know you're talking to one when they comment on nearly anything with "it's fake, dude" followed by a proud look into the distance, like they said something unfathomably controversial and deep

"It's all in your head bro."

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

OP thinks he’s the only right one jfl