if god is real

[valentine]

he knew i would be too powerful if i had a normal philtrum and make everyone around me feel like shit so i had to be nerfed
but thats ok, once i fix it its over for everyone

 

[trench]

he knew i would be too powerful if i had a normal philtrum and make everyone around me feel like shit so i had to be nerfed
but thats ok, once i fix it its over for everyone

5 8

 

[valentine]

5 8

optimal androgynous prettyboy height. tall is subhuman and mutant-like

 

[Deleted member 126897]

I think god doesn't exist but I got short philtrum

 

[Deleted member 75952]

optimal androgynous prettyboy height. tall is subhuman and mutant-like

More like 6”2

 

[valentine]

I think god doesn't exist but I got short philtrum

no he doesnt exist but still, this universe was against me so i was nerfed but everythings in my control now so its fixable
too short also looks bad especially on men

 

[valentine]

More like 6”2

just rope if ur over 5'10

 

[Deleted member 75952]

just rope if ur over 5'10

I’m 5”10 should I still rope?

 

[Deleted member 86877]

Jus get a mustache

 

[valentine]

Jus get a mustache

lol facial hair is a subhuman trait, you wanna look as much like a girl as possible

 

[Deleted member 91099]

just rope if ur over 5'10

What if im 5’10,5

 

[valentine]

I’m 5”10 should I still rope?

you can maybe cope somehow

 

[otal_duu]

optimal androgynous prettyboy height. tall is subhuman and mutant-like

I've always wanted to get insight from a shorter dude living in the Netherlands, does experiencing life and interacting with people there feel like walking through a forest but instead of tall ass fucking trees there are tall ass fucking people?
How is it like?
I'm 185cm, so when I visit in a few days will I be constantly heightmogged by the Frikandel-eating slendercels?

@gangiewangie gtfih my little dutchcel

 

[Deleted member 126897]

I look like a stick insect
182cm (~6ft) 50 kg of weight

 

[valentine]

I look like a stick insect
182cm (~6ft) 50 kg of weight

wowwwwwwwwwwwwww prettyboy final boss

 

[Deleted member 126897]

I look like a stick insect
182cm (~6ft) 50 kg of weight

also with long legs

 

[valentine]

I've always wanted to get insight from a shorter dude living in the Netherlands, does experiencing life and interacting with people there feel like walking through a forest but instead of tall ass fucking trees there are tall ass fucking people?
How is it like?
I'm 185cm, so when I visit in a few days will I be constantly heightmogged by the Frikandel-eating slendercels?

@gangiewangie gtfih my little dutchcel

i dont pay attention to that and on top of it i study in an international group so theres alot of men shorter than me

 

[otal_duu]

i dont pay attention to that and on top of it i study in an international group so theres alot of men shorter than me

interesting, you guys use english as the predominant language in schools or dutch?

 

[valentine]

interesting, you guys use english as the predominant language in schools or dutch?

english

 

[Futura]

Ye bro it's just your philtrum

 

[Deleted member 125888]

5'8 in Hollands seem like suifuel. Props to you Valentine. Even in my part of the US, it feels quite short.

 

[valentine]

Ye bro it's just your philtrum

yeah literally

 

[valentine]

5'8 in Hollands seem like suifuel. Props to you Valentine. Even in my part of the US, it feels quite short.

its fine, ive never been in a situation where i was insecure about my height.

 

[Deleted member 125888]

its fine, ive never been in a situation where i was insecure about my height.

So 5'8 isn't like death tier dating there?

 

[valentine]

So 5'8 isn't like death tier dating there?

im so detatched from the dating world i quite literally dont know or care about any of that. i dont know, ive been told multiple times my height isnt a problem by girls

 

[Deleted member 125888]

yeah literally

I don't remember your phil being too long?

 

[valentine]

I don't remember your phil being too long?

its subhuman tier, like 1:1 to chin. honestly stands out a lot

 

[brownmutt42]

Have you measured your philtrum?

 

[valentine]

Have you measured your philtrum?

no, i think its pointless, it objectively looks subhuman so ratios and shit doesnt matter

 

[Deleted member 81171]

I've always wanted to get insight from a shorter dude living in the Netherlands, does experiencing life and interacting with people there feel like walking through a forest but instead of tall ass fucking trees there are tall ass fucking people?
How is it like?
I'm 185cm, so when I visit in a few days will I be constantly heightmogged by the Frikandel-eating slendercels?

@gangiewangie gtfih my little dutchcel

i used to feel bad about myself daily and im 183 cm in height, most dutchies are reaching 188 on average the actual dutch people atleast, its not that bad ngl but youll probably be heightmogged yeah

 

[otal_duu]

i used to feel bad about myself daily and im 183 cm in height, most dutchies are reaching 188 on average the actual dutch people atleast, its not that bad ngl but youll probably be heightmogged yeah

its okay brah
i'm gonna spend most of my time in the Netherlands admiring the Dutch views anyways, not an atom of height insecurity thoughts will occupy my mind

also i heightmog u L

 

[Deleted member 81171]

its okay brah
i'm gonna spend most of my time in the Netherlands admiring the Dutch views anyways, not an atom of height insecurity thoughts will occupy my mind

also i heightmog u L

Lets link up lil bro, my 3 inch timberlands will demolish you

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Do DIY surgery

 

[otal_duu]

Lets link up lil bro, my 3 incher will demolish you

Mirin low inhib bhai, proudly boasting of your below-average dick length on .org public server

Can't wait though!

 

[Deleted member 81171]

Mirin low inhib bhai, proudly boasting of your below-average dick length on .org public server

Can't wait though!

It aint about the size of the ocean its about the motion, get ready pal

 

[Deleted member 118189]