If God was real

[Baeseth]

Imagine being one of the first 10 Humans he created, he probably made them angels to help him out with shit and experiment with creating the universe that must be a crazy job

Because in the Lore of bible Satan was a fallen angel who betrayed god so if you were a angel you had free will and sentience, that must’ve been such a surreal feeling might be a luckier spawn then being Chad

 

[Fledermaus]

might be a luckier spawn then being Chad

holy fucking cage

 

[foidslayerx]

being a 6'5 chad prob better

 

[Cigarette]

Yakub made god

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

i met god she was black