If god were real this wouldn’t happen theory

[Htobrother]

 

[penis3]

Cos its obv god that decides which sperm enters the egg.

keep crying for God motherfucker

 

[NothingCanStopMe]

Poor guy

 

[Htobrother]

Cos its obv god that decides which sperm enters the egg.

keep crying for God motherfucker

Yes

 

[Deleted member 6475]

fatcel volcel

 

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@ArvidGustavsson
Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

@Htobrother
No, no, I... don't...

@ArvidGustavsson
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

 

[Krezo]

Wont fucking load

 

[JackSparrow]

@ArvidGustavsson
Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

@Htobrother
No, no, I... don't...

@ArvidGustavsson
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

What is the worst thing that can happen?

 

[Deleted]

What is the worst thing that can happen?

I mean it could be worse, a women could cut of Your dick while you sleep and throw it out the Window of a moving car

 

[DrunkenSailor]

ok because god decided hey i’m gonna make this man eat 20k calories everyday for 10 years

 

[Deleted member 5258]

its not god but the demiurge

 

[Deleted member 3591]

The religious copers on here are hilarious