If I do end up ever going bald

[Prøphet]

I would tell people it’s from a disease

I wouldn’t ever admit I have male pattern baldness, I would say it’s “alopecia” and make up some autoimmune shit or something

Now I know a lot of you sick fucks are thinking why not just fraud cancer, however that is a line even I am unwilling to cross

But if you pretend it’s from some vague autoimmune disorder like fibromyalgia or whatever is trending I genuinely think women would be less disgusted / repelled

Cant really explain why it’s just a gut feeling

And they would probably be too afraid to make fun of you if you wear a wig, because that’s genuinely too fucked up for normies to gossip about as long is it isn’t male pattern baldness

 

[Metroid Prime]

I would tell people it’s from a disease

I wouldn’t ever admit I have male pattern baldness, I would say it’s “alopecia” and make up some autoimmune shit or something

Now I know a lot of you sick fucks are thinking why not just fraud cancer, however that is a line even I am unwilling to cross

But if you pretend it’s from some vague autoimmune disorder like fibromyalgia or whatever is trending I genuinely think women would be less disgusted / repelled

Cant really explain why it’s just a gut feeling

And they would probably be too afraid to make fun of you if you wear a wig, because that’s genuinely too fucked up for normies to gossip about as long is it isn’t male pattern baldness

One of my uni friends slayed a girl on a night out after telling her he'd just beaten cancer

I was standing right next to him as he said it, had to try not to piss myself laughing lmao

 

[Prøphet]

One of my uni friends slayed a girl on a night out after telling her he'd just beaten cancer

I was standing right next to him as he said it, had to try not to piss myself laughing lmao

Damn I would feel like going to hell if I did that some niggas are just different