If I ever became extremely rich or powerful my first priority would be...

[Magical Apple]

I would build a house with a specialized sealed toilet room. I would ultra sound proof the walls and install a state of the art japanese toilet and an industrial grade ventilation system. My next priority would be to stockpile beano and pepto bismol and instruct my chefs to cook me a high quality low fodmap diet specifically designed to reduce gas and any sort of body odor. I wouldn't want my wife to lose attraction to me after experiencing me take a huge nasty shit. It is one of my worst fears.

 

[Mediterranean]

If women arent enjoying your shit smeared ass and farts its over

 

[Matthias8272]

I would just go around the world buying hookers

 

[Deleted member 22930]

>state of the art Japanese toilet
I immediately thought you are going to capture a teen gook

 

[Amnesia]

If women arent enjoying your shit smeared ass and farts its over

 

[MRD]

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Ted Bundy and Ricky Ramirez had hordes of women sitting in the trial hoping they'd glance in their direction.

Kinda feel bad for Jeff Dahmer, tbh. He didn't have ONE black man rooting for him in that courtroom. Black gay community was not loyal to Jeffrey

 

[Gonthar]

I wouldn't want my wife to lose attraction to me after experiencing me take a huge nasty shit. It is one of my worst fears.

When you accept someone, you accept him with all his faults, including his farts, smells, etc...I mean many girls after they start living with someone will become comfortable and go around farting through the house, won't put makeup anymore when they aren't going out, etc.

 

[Magical Apple]

>state of the art Japanese toilet
I immediately thought you are going to capture a teen gook

 

[Magical Apple]

When you accept someone, you accept him with all his faults, including his farts, smells, etc...I mean many girls after they start living with someone will become comfortable and go around farting through the house, won't put makeup anymore when they aren't going out, etc.

So you accept men into your house?

 

[Deleted member 20652]

I would just go around the world buying hookers

I'm also into prostitutes

 

[Gonthar]

So you accept men into your house?

I was referring to women, your wife should accept you also with all your farts and shits...