If I had a girlfriend i'd do nofap

[Deleted member 296713]

imagine 2 weeks of no sex, no gooning, and then we fuck, and i cum all over her almost a liter of sperm! 14 days of accumulated semen

 

[italianltn]

This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

yeah not jacking off is really easy in a relationship

 

[gintoki sataka]

yeah not jacking off is really easy in a relationship

but getting in relationship is hard tho

 

[stonecold trucel]

you crazy bro

 

[overtheaura]

Catch it

 

[KellSS]

imagine 2 weeks of no sex, no gooning, and then we fuck, and i cum all over her almost a liter of sperm! 14 days of accumulated semen

Nigga do you think Your lil balls Contains 1 liter of sperm

 

[Aloof]

I mean if you get to break buns whenever then you automatically won’t feel like it

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

but getting in relationship is hard tho

you honestly dont even want to

 

[Deleted member 296713]

Nigga do you think Your lil balls Contains 1 liter of sperm

That was an hyperbole

 

[italianltn]

you honestly dont even want to

You literally just popped up on my fyp

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

1 liter of sperm

 

[gintoki sataka]

you honestly dont even want to

well nevermind i am in a relationship rn

 

[KellSS]

That was an hyperbole

Mine probably but not yours

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

well nevermind i am in a relationship rn

cortisolmaxxing tbh

 

[KellSS]

Photoshoped btw

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Photoshoped

 

[gintoki sataka]

cortisolmaxxing tbh

well it is fun annoying the fuck out of her

 

[dragomog]

i would jerk off 5 times a day as i do because my gf would still not look nearly as good and fuckable as sweetiefox

 

[TrueGilgamesh]

no shit bro, why would you goon to porn if you have someone to goon into

 

[HyperMog69]

but getting in relationship is hard tho

Not really, u just lazy bum who doesnt talk to girls

 

[Rxndependant]

I’m always on no fap

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

well it is fun annoying the fuck out of her

just wait till she rips ur heart to absolute pieces and shreds bro

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

imagine 2 weeks of no sex, no gooning, and then we fuck, and i cum all over her almost a liter of sperm! 14 days of accumulated semen

Yes that's true

I don't even wanna jerk off anymore I just wanna crack my foid

 

[Lyndon]

imagine 2 weeks of no sex, no gooning, and then we fuck, and i cum all over her almost a liter of sperm! 14 days of accumulated semen

I thought this was obvious... like if you have a gf why would you need to fap?
I don't even fap now and I don't have a gf

 

[HyperMog69]

Yes that's true

I don't even wanna jerk off anymore I just wanna crack my foid

thats crazy, does ur gf also want?

 

[Arbuscular]

imagine 2 weeks of no sex, no gooning, and then we fuck, and i cum all over her almost a liter of sperm! 14 days of accumulated semen

I just jerk it to my girl tbh

 

[Deleted member 296713]

i would jerk off 5 times a day as i do because my gf would still not look nearly as good and fuckable as sweetiefox

you seem to have a cosplaying fetish

 

[gintoki sataka]

just wait till she rips ur heart to absolute pieces and shreds bro

she aint that strong brahh
btw nice phyquise tho what is ur shoulder to waist ratio

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

thats crazy, does ur gf also want?

Yea ofc she's high inhib unexperienced virgin though so she's scared

I fingered her yesterday though

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

she aint that strong brahh
btw nice phyquise tho what is ur shoulder to waist ratio

like 2:1

 

[eㅤㅤ]

in my past relationships i didnt jerk off either.
i had sex every 1-2 weeks, instead of feeling disgusted after cumming you have
someone comforting you, hugging you and falling asleep in ur arms u dont need jerking off anymore

 

[HyperMog69]

Yea ofc she's high inhib unexperienced virgin though so she's scared

I fingered her yesterday though

Wtf man, how it felt?

 

[gintoki sataka]

like 2:1

well mirin
mine is kinda 1.85 to 1
kinda untrained
joining gym this month

 

[HyperMog69]

in my past relationships i didnt jerk off either.
i had sex every 1-2 weeks, instead of feeling disgusted after cumming you have
someone comforting you, hugging you and falling asleep in ur arms u dont need jerking off anymore

Idk man, sex with women just sounds disgusting, all those scars cellulite etcc even the smell ahh

 

[eㅤㅤ]

Idk man, sex with women just sounds disgusting, all those scars cellulite etcc even the smell ahh

the goat HyperMog69 has spoken

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Wtf man, how it felt?

Nigga my forearms were finished I couldn't make her orgasm She was moaning though it was fun

Bruv I was dripping sweat that shit is hard exercise

 

[HyperMog69]

Nigga my forearms were finished I couldn't make her orgasm She was moaning though it was fun

Bruv I was dripping sweat that shit is hard exercise

Thats crazy, was she shaved or did it smell?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Thats crazy, was she shaved or did it smell?

Smelled basically neutral

And I didn't even think about that, yea she was shaved

She wanted to do it in the dark and I was in her pants but didn't see her pussy at all She gets very embarrassed (it's so fucking cute!! )