Theory If I had fucked my oneitis, I would be a slayer now

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Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.
 
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damn are u serious fuck. All the girls i fucked are ugly.
 
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Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.
wait.... If you have sex with a girl you get their genes tf?!?!
 
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wait.... If you have sex with a girl you get their genes tf?!?!
No he's literally retarded
Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.
This is so fucking stupid my iq just went down a few points
 
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"From the beginning to the end, winners win and losers lose this is real we ain't got to pretend" - 50 Cent
 
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@Nibba @Tony

Jfl if you aren't drinking pussy juice in 2018.
 
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No offence OP, but you’re dumber than a pile of bricks.
 
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@Nibba @Tony

Jfl if you aren't drinking pussy juice in 2018.
I’m rubbing it on my face as we speak jfl if you ain’t dermastamping and using pussy juice as serum
 
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I’m rubbing it on my face as we speak jfl if you ain’t dermastamping and using pussy juice as serum
Holy shit. :glasses:

It wasn't vit c serum it was vitamin p serum :redpill::chad::feelsgiga:
 
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Holy shit. :glasses:

It wasn't vit c serum it was vitamin p serum :redpill::chad::feelsgiga:
Chad doesn't have great skin genetics. He has just unlimited pussy juice.

Chad..always a cuck ahead
 
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I think you have a common disease called "stupidity".
 
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Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.
Damn, necessary necropost but this is really important info
 

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