If I had fucked my oneitis, I would be a slayer now

[Deleted member 209]

Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.

 

[Swagwaffle]

damn are u serious fuck. All the girls i fucked are ugly.

 

[Deleted member 283]

Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.

wait.... If you have sex with a girl you get their genes tf?!?!

 

[Nibba]

wait.... If you have sex with a girl you get their genes tf?!?!

No he's literally retarded

Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.

This is so fucking stupid my iq just went down a few points

 

[IceCutter]

"From the beginning to the end, winners win and losers lose this is real we ain't got to pretend" - 50 Cent

 

[x69]

@Nibba @Tony

Jfl if you aren't drinking pussy juice in 2018.

 

[Nibba]

@Nibba @Tony

Jfl if you aren't drinking pussy juice in 2018.

The elixir of the gods

 

[Deleted member 176]

No offence OP, but you’re dumber than a pile of bricks.

 

[Vanillestorms]

@Nibba @Tony

Jfl if you aren't drinking pussy juice in 2018.

I’m rubbing it on my face as we speak jfl if you ain’t dermastamping and using pussy juice as serum

 

[Nibba]

I’m rubbing it on my face as we speak jfl if you ain’t dermastamping and using pussy juice as serum

Holy shit. :glasses:

It wasn't vit c serum it was vitamin p serum

 

[x69]

Holy shit. :glasses:

It wasn't vit c serum it was vitamin p serum

Chad doesn't have great skin genetics. He has just unlimited pussy juice.

Chad..always a cuck ahead

 

[UltraFayJr.]

I think you have a common disease called "stupidity".

 

[Arcturus]

Let's say that she was in her ovulation and wanted to get fucked ASAP by a dimorphic male. I'm the only dimorphic male available and she is ok with that.

If I had sex with her, I would have gotten her DNA, which would give me:

1.Hunter eyes from her father's side

2.Compact midface

3.Strong jaw

4.Thinner nose

When you have sex with someone you get his/her DNA. That's why men who fuck gl chicks become better looking. If she was in ovulation and fucked me I would probably be a chad by now. I also wouldn't have any psychological problems since I would have fulfilled my dream of fucking my HS crush.

Damn, necessary necropost but this is really important info