If I have a child one day

[Vermilioncore]

I’ll say “I love you so so much.” Then pour water on the floor and say “don’t walk near the floor with water or you’ll slip and fall. And I’ll curse you forever”

Also, when they beg me for something I’ll just beat them up. I’ll instead give food to the rich neighbor instead of my own children.

But I love them still! Trust me…I know it makes no sense, but damn just believe me!

God shit innit

 

[Acee]

jfl imagining thinking you know better than an omniscient God

 

[Vermilioncore]

jfl imagining thinking you know better than an omniscient God

What about the juice that runs down your chin?

 

[Acee]

What about the juice that runs down your chin?

Well, it'll be my future kingdom. My future painmaxed incel kingdom.

 

[Anchor_Ship]

I’ll say “I love you so so much.” Then pour water on the floor and say “don’t walk near the floor with water or you’ll slip and fall. And I’ll curse you forever”

Also, when they beg me for something I’ll just beat them up. I’ll instead give food to the rich neighbor instead of my own children.

But I love them still! Trust me…I know it makes no sense, but damn just believe me!

God shit innit

Yes daddy vermillioncore I love you so much!