itsoverforyoubro
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I’ve wished for a long time that I wasn’t afraid of spiders so I could pick them up and throw them at people who are. Here are a few situations I often think of that I find hilarious:
-“oh no there’s a spider, someone kill it”. I go over to it, they think I’m gonna kill it or move it outside but instead I pick it up and throw it at them.
- I get on a crowded bus and throw a few spiders at everyone then turn around and get off.
- I get on a bus and pay for a ticket and then throw a spider at the driver, making everyone late to their destination.
- I go to McDonalds and throw a few at the workers in the kitchen.
- I go to one of those diners where the waiters use roller skates and throw spiders at them and watch them slip over while trying to get the spider off.
- There’s a street performer playing bad music, I throw a spider at them.
- Any crowd watching a performance of any kind, I throw spiders into the crowd and the performance has to stop due to the commotion in the crowd.
-“oh no there’s a spider, someone kill it”. I go over to it, they think I’m gonna kill it or move it outside but instead I pick it up and throw it at them.
- I get on a crowded bus and throw a few spiders at everyone then turn around and get off.
- I get on a bus and pay for a ticket and then throw a spider at the driver, making everyone late to their destination.
- I go to McDonalds and throw a few at the workers in the kitchen.
- I go to one of those diners where the waiters use roller skates and throw spiders at them and watch them slip over while trying to get the spider off.
- There’s a street performer playing bad music, I throw a spider at them.
- Any crowd watching a performance of any kind, I throw spiders into the crowd and the performance has to stop due to the commotion in the crowd.
