If I were king I would keep blackgymmaxx as my personal jester

[klip11]

@Blackgymmax would be my jester. He would have to jestermaxx for me and my officials. In return I would give him all the bread, cheese and corn his heart desires.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

In return I would give him all the bread, cheese and corn his heart desires.

Would be torture for him. He needs to consume a truckload of midgets in order to meet his daily protein intake or else his muscles will atrophy insanely quickly.

 

[klip11]

Would be torture for him. He needs to consume a truckload of midgets in order to meet his daily protein intake or else his muscles will atrophy insanely quickly.

I would let a lot of midgets loose in a field and give @Blackgymmax a spear and let him hunt the midgets. He can eat as many as he can catch.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

if I was king I would put all the scientists in the world on a mission to turn blackgymmaxx skin white like his spirit

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I would let a lot of midgets loose in a field and give @Blackgymmax a spear and let him hunt the midgets. He can eat as many as he can catch.

I watched from afar as he began chasing after those wobbly, stumpy little midgets. The primal screams, the beads of sweat wicking off his back.

A sickness came over me; I couldn't fathom eating one of those, they look so... unhealthy, so sickly. But to each their own, I guess. I continued my sanguine gaze.

All of a sudden, I felt something pushing inside of me, like a tidal wave of chi manifesting. Looks like I'm getting a boner --- what, oh heeeell naw, I ain't getting a stiffy to that!

Ugh, I feel sick again.