If i were yall id kiss up to me

[looks>books]

I literally dont even enjoy videogames or scrolling i literally find productivity fun now.

I am in the best shape of my life and physique mog 99% of people ik irl.

I am growing at an exponentially fast rate.

I finished many books this year and am amassing information at an incredible rate.

Many matches on dating apps, rn in ig dms i have 10 girls.

I have learned several instruments and can do a wide array of flips.

I am always at peace and my mind is right.

My goals are getting checked off passively.

I am excited to see where I end up in the next few years.

 

[Wexilarious]

These are exactly the kind of posts that should be in off-topic, and not the crap that is posted 99% of the time