if jesus existed would women want to sleep with him?

[itssoover0457]

bc of his status/power, would women (even hardcore christian women) try to fuck him and sleep with him?

 

[PrettyLights]

fuck you

 

[asdvek]

No because he'll be known as the "nice guy" and we all know women want dark triad bad boys

 

[itssoover0457]

fuck you

they'd be like "oh, jesus. ur so tall and handsomeeeee"

 

[itssoover0457]

No because he'll be known as the "nice guy" and we all know women want dark triad bad boys

what if jesus were dark triad

 

[iamnotaracist]

No because you're not supposed to

 

[asdvek]

what if jesus were dark triad

Not possible. Only me and Richard Ramirez are dark triad. Nobody else has that title.

 

[PrettyLights]

they'd be like "oh, jesus. ur so tall and handsomeeeee"

thats the image most christian women would like to project onto their sky daddy because if he was a dub human there would be no religion

 

[itssoover0457]

thats the image most christian women would like to project onto their sky daddy because if he was a dub human there would be no religion

but would they want to fuck him? like be his sex toy

 

[PrettyLights]

but would they want to fuck him? like be his sex toy

these are very specific questions young man. you got something you wanna tell us ?

 

[deltoidsensei]

I mean if he’s Chad then probably

 

[itssoover0457]

these are very specific questions young man. you got something you wanna tell us ?

they whorship him and say hes their savior but would they want to fuck him bc of his status?

 

[Knid]

thats the image most christian women would like to project onto their sky daddy because if he was a dub human there would be no religion

reddit final boss, "sky daddy" in the big 2026

 

[PrettyLights]

reddit final boss, "sky daddy" in the big 2026

I don’t even use reddit. But good attempt at an insult

 

[Knid]

I don’t even use reddit. But good attempt at an insult

so lame nigga "erm acktually, i don't even use reddit! checkmate!"

 

[PrettyLights]

so lame nigga "erm acktually, i don't even use reddit! checkmate!"

“Reddit final boss” would imply that I use reddit. But I don’t, so now you’re back tracking because you realize how dumb it made you look

 

[Knid]

“Reddit final boss” would imply that I use reddit. But I don’t, so now you’re back tracking because you realize how dumb it made you look

yo you have to be autistic or something, i said what i said because you act like people on that site

 

[PrettyLights]

they whorship him and say hes their savior but would they want to fuck him bc of his status?

Depends. If they don’t worship that fuck nigga jesus. Then all they are left with, is a sub human. So no. They wouldn’t

 

[ashdod_mogger]

bc of his status/power, would women (even hardcore christian women) try to fuck him and sleep with him?

He was alive indeed, sub5 jew sand negro he was, actually he took an unfortune fate

 

[PrettyLights]

yo you have to be autistic or something, i said what i said because you act like people on that site

you must browse that site pretty frequently to recognize pattern dynamics between the users there. You got something you wanna tell us ? “Krid”.

 

[Knid]

you must browse that site pretty frequently to recognize pattern dynamics between the users there. You got something you wanna tell us “Krid”.

everyone knows about this, it became a whole gay ass meme on tiktok for a bit