if jordan barrett went to live in southeast asia the entire country would go into nuclear maximum alert mode

[jflmeister]

imagine if jordan barrett moved to thailand or the philippines shit would get real fast. his SMV would completely juggernaut the fuck out of every single thai guy combined. wives would start mass divorcing their husbands just to be with him and would eventually start killing themselves because when they realize that they could never get with him. men across the country would start killing themselves too since the betabuxx they can leverage with their shit-poor currency would be so ineffective that they couldn't possibly convince a woman to look in their direction even if they bought her the most expensive products in the world. they would quite literally have to designate a speciallly trained task force to contain him and never let him see the light of day lest the mere sight of his face induces suicidal ideation among the local populace. just brutal stuff man. i get shivers even thinking about what would happen if they siced him on an unsuspecting poor asian country.

 

[badacne]

imagine if jordan barrett moved to thailand or the philippines shit would get real fast. his SMV would completely juggernaut the fuck out of every single thai guy combined. wives would start mass divorcing their husbands just to be with him and would eventually start killing themselves because when they realize that they could never get with him. men across the country would start killing themselves too since the betabuxx they can leverage with their shit-poor currency would be so ineffective that they couldn't possibly convince a woman to look in their direction even if they bought her the most expensive products in the world. they would quite literally have to designate a speciallly trained task force to contain him and never let him see the light of day lest the mere sight of his face induces suicidal ideation among the local populace. just brutal stuff man. i get shivers even thinking about what would happen if they siced him on an unsuspecting poor asian country.

whatever bro....